I will investigate
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question – Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
What would you do
First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Lil Banta: I”d never go to either place again!
I dreamed last night
Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas. Banta Singh: Well, as you”ve been a good boy lately, you may keep it.
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SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE
SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL. BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA? SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.
Once a sardar was looking
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering – Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. “OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
Santa Banta find a bomb
Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. “What if one of them explodes before we get there?” asks Banta. “Don,t worry about it,” says Santa. “We,ll just lie and tell them we only found two.”
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