banta confession
Banta: It is a shame but let me confess I have become HOMOSEXUAL. Wife: How come? Banta: I have Sex at HOME only! Wife: Thank God I am not!
recording this baby voice
Santa: Oye! What are you? Banta: Recording this baby’s voice. Santa: Why? Banta: When he grows up. ” ” ” I shall ask him what he meant by this.
cool music on radio
Santa: Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator? Banta: I give up. Santa: Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
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buying movie ticket
Banta was repeatedly buying a movie ticket seller asked why? Banta: some stupid standing near the door is tearing my ticket every time.
Banta Went for Divorce
Banta Went for Divorce Judge: You have 3 Kids How Will you Divide Them? Banta Thinks Hard & Says, ‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More
Santa’s weding aniversary
It was Santa’s weding aniversary. Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? Santa: Y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made.
Kaal Hindi teacher
Kaal Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain? Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal
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