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In This World, We do not have POSTWOMEN. Why?
In This World, We Have Only POSTMEN ! But, No POSTWOMEN ! Why?? Think ! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Yes B’coz, They Take 9 Months 4 One DELIVERY
Today is “Ada pe Fida” day
Hi, Today is “Ada pe Fida” day. So tell me my one ada jispe aap ho fida. Send Dis msg to all ur friends and check out different opinions about u.
interesting confusions
interesting confusions: 1. Can you cry under water.? 2. Do fish ever get thirsty.? 3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.? 4. What do you call a male lady bird.? 5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.? 6. When they say dog food is new n improved [...]
what’s for…?
For India its Ind. For Pakistan its Pak. For Afghanistan its Afg. For Argentina its Arg. For Germany its Ger. Then what’s for Brazil and London ?
high expectations of a girl
Teacher asks Girl: Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size..? Girl: I can’t answer this question I feel shy…! Teacher asks same question to a boy. Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye. Teacher: Right! Then turns to the girl: Listen girl your thinking is wrong and your expectations are [...]
convincingly funny world
If money doesn’t grow on trees, Then why do Banks have branches..? Why does a round “Pizza” come in a square box? Why the “Glue” doesn’t stick to its bottle? Why do we still call it “Building” when It’s already built? If its true that “We are here to help others” Then what are the [...]
If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?
If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be? -ID -Money -Picture -Credit card -Coins -Calling card -Letter? ?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must! ?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive reply) ID=Important Money=Hate Picture=Best Friend Credit card=Family Coins=Crush Calling Card=Text mate Letter=Sum1 [...]