Politics SMS
Government is like a baby
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A patriot must always
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
I don”t make jokes
I don”t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Politics is the gentle
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Some men change
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
I always vote against
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.