Pathan SMS

fire in air

Pathan’s father gave him a gun, on wedding night & said. fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not. Pathan fired in air 1st nite & shot her on 2nd nite;-)

PATHAN’S THEORY about sun and moon

PATHAN’S THEORY about sun and moon “Moon is important than SUN bcz Moon gives light in night when light is needed but SUN gives light in day when light is not needed!”

Pathan or Gadhay me 3 batain comon hen

Pathan or Gadhay me 3 batain comon hen Bachpan main dono khubsurat hotay hen Bachpan se hi mehnati hote hen Baray ho kr dono transporter ban jate hain

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50% Pathan bewakoof hote hain

Akhbar Me aaya 50% Pathan bewakoof hote hain. Is pr Pathano ne kafi halla Machaya. Phir aya. 50% Pathan bewakoof nhi hote hain. Tb ja kr Mamla set howa…

there was a cold day

How an american will tell his Pathan sevent to open the door? . . . Think . . . Don’t know? . . . Ok say this fastly in American style. “There was a cold day”

Pathan ko khawb me kisi ne NANGA kar dia

Pathan ko khawb me kisi ne NANGA kar dia Subha Pathan ne apna HBL me Bank Account close karwa diya Q? Q k HBL aap k khwabon ko hqiqat me bdal skta hai…

Happy “NASWAR” day

Aaj wo azeem din ha jis say 1 kror sal pahlay 1 aysi medicinĀ  eejad hui jis ki wja say aaj Pathan zinda hai Happy “NASWAR” day

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