Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikhao
Pathan: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikhao SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Dun..? Pathan: kocha. Hawai Jahaz Mein Jane Ka kia Zarurat Hai, Yahin pe Dikha Do…
Tala Khulwana hai
Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy ? Pathan: Nhi yara, Tala Khulwana hai.
electric company interview
Pathan went to an electric company for interview. Boss: electric motor kaise chalti hai? Pathan: turrrrrrrrr… Boss: stop it! Pathan: turr…tur…thoos!..
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jumps in joy
Doctor: You have Brain cancer. Pathan Jumps in joy. YesssSSS !!! Doctor: Why are you so Happy ? Pathan: B-coz it Proves that i have a BRAIN.
main jin hun FARAZ nahi
Jin: kia hukm ha mere aqa ? PATHAN: aik shair suna do. JIN: hukm karien bakwas nahi main jin hun FARAZ nahi PATHAN: wah wah kia shair hy.
mujhy bhi pasand hai
Pathan ki beti ko 1 Larka pasand aagaya, pathan preshan ho kr: Tumhari shadi us sy nhi ho sakti. Beti: kiun..? Pathan: Q k wo mujhy bhi pasand hai..
fire in air
Pathan’s father gave him a gun, on wedding night & said. fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not. Pathan fired in air 1st nite & shot her on 2nd nite;-)
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