strange weather forecast
Once Pathan was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
recognize Pathan in School
How do you recognize Pathan in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
People consider me as a ‘GOD’
Pathan : People consider me as a ‘GOD’ Wife: How do you know? Pathan : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! You have come again.
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play football every night
Pathan : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. Pathan : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Yaar KFC kab band hota hai?
pathan to waiter yaar kfc kab band hota hai ? waiter kfc is open 24 hours… pathan “purana time ya naya time“??
Pathan lost his cheque book!
Pathan løst his cheque book! Manager: “U should care, any1 can sign ur cheques!” Pathan: “How can any1 sign? I’m not a føøl, I’ve already signed all cheques!
AIK LARKAY NE PATHAN SE POOCHA
AIK LARKAY NE PATHAN SE POOCHA YAR MAIN APNAY ABU SE APNI SHADI KI BAAT KESE KRON. PATHAN. SIMPLE ZONG LO OR SUB KEH DO !
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