Sardar and Pathan going together
Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together. They found 1000 Rs. on the way. Pathan: Let’s take 50/50. Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?
Ek pathan ne apne Chemistry k Professor se
Ek pathan ne apne Chemistry k Prof. se aisa sawal pucha jise sun kr wo pagal hogaye.. sawal tha… NASWAR ka chemical formula kya hai?
pathan using duplicate key
Pathan: My son has eat the key. Doctor: When? Pathan: 3 months before Doctor: what are you doing till now? Pathan: I using duplicate key.
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khan KHOPRI istimal karo!
1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Doctor ne pucha Khan sab kya hua? Khan:hum Pathar se keel thok raha tha, Humko 1 aadmi bola khan KHOPRI istimal karo!
ya allah sobha eid ho jay
Ek pathan ko kisi nay kaha aftari k waqat jo DUA mango wo kabol hoti hay pathan pehli iftari k waqt . . . YA ALLAH sobha EID HO jAy.
the winner will get the cup
Pathan : Why are all these people running? Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup Ah Beng – If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
Pathan in a bar
Pathan in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says ‘Hello, how did you know I was here?’
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