pathan proudly says
Teacher to Pathan: Where were you born? Pathan proudly says: In KHYBER PAKHTUNKHAWA. Teacher: spelling? Pathan: I think i was born in N.W.F.P.
pathan doobte doobte
Pathan galti se samunder mai gir gaya… Doobte doobte uske hath mei machli aayi.. usay pakar ker bahar pheka or bola: Ja tu to apni jan bacha le …..
Logical Answer By Pathan
Logical Answer By Pathan Teacher: Batao zameen or chaand ka apas me kya rishta hy? Pathan: Bhai Behn ka Techer: Wo ksy? Pathan: Q k log chaand ko mamu or zameen ko maa kehtay hy.
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looking for expiry date
Ek pathan kafi dair se apna “NIKAH NAMA” dekh raha tha, wife ne tung aa kar pocha: kia dekh rhe ho? Pathan boola : “EXPIRY DATE”
pathan in jail
A Pathan was asked in jail. What did you do? Pathan: I roped a bank and deposited all the money in the same bank.
which network is most famous
A Pathan in an interview in mobile company As he answered the first question. They kicked him out. Question was asked, “which network is most famous”? Pathan answered: Cartoon Network
beg to state that I love you
Pathan Ek larki say “I Love You” Larki: Tammeez Say Batt Karo Pathan: Bismilah Hirrahma Nir Rahim, With due respect I beg to state that I love you.
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