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Pathan Ki Dosti

postman — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 07:00:24 +0000

1 PANTHAN achank 2 Cigrates Peene laga

Bv:- Aj kal 2 cigrate pee raha ho, Q???

Pathan: Dost ki yad aa rahihai, Hum 2ono sath petay thay, Isleye 2 pee raha hu

Kuch din baad wo pathan 1 cigrate peene laga

Bv: Dost ko bhool gaye kya???

Pathan: Arey nhi bewaqoof, mein na cigrate chorr di hai:

A Pathan In Library

postman — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 07:00:59 +0000

A Pathan In Library

after reading a book for 2-3 hours.

It’s a boring book,

too many characters and no story!

Librarian Said: Hello man,

This is a TELEPHONE directory.

Pathan In Computer Exam

postman — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 03:00:59 +0000

Pathan in computer exam.

Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel?

Pathan: It is a new branch of Surf Excel to clean the computer…:-P

Pathan Football

postman — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 03:00:28 +0000

Pathan: Ye itne saare log Football ko laat kyun mar rahe hain??

Admi: Goal karne k liye..

Pathan: Gol hi to hai,

Or kitna gol karengy…

Pathan Asks To Sardar

postman — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 23:00:57 +0000

Pathan :
“I am going” Ka Kya matlab hota hai?

Sardar:
Main Ja raha hun..

Pathan:
aise to tera baap b nahi ja saKta
Pehlay matlab bata…….

IQ Test of Pathan

postman — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 23:00:31 +0000

IQ Test of Pathan

Teacher: 1876 Ko kya hua tha?

PATHAN: Ni pata

Teacher stupid

Quad.e.Azam Peda Hue The

1881 ko Kya Hua tha?

PATHAN: Masha ALLah Quad.e.azam 5 Sal K HoGaye thy.

New E-Mail ID of Pathan

postman — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 03:00:28 +0000

Pathan creates a new e-mail id.

gmail@Pathan.com

Hacker Dies . .
Virus Cries . .
Google Shocks . .
Pathan Rocks B-)

Pathan Rock Computer Shock

postman — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 23:00:42 +0000

Pathan always forget the password of windows.

Then he set the clever password “INCORRECT”.

Now whenever he insert the wrong password.

Computer itself tells him

Your Password Is Incorrect.

Pathan Rock Computer Shock…!

Scientists Fail To Answer

postman — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 23:00:52 +0000

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,

But PATHAN Rocks

Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns to Solid On Heating?

Pathan: Pakoray…

Teacher To Brilliant Pathan

postman — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 23:00:10 +0000

Maths teacher to brilliant Pathan.

How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?

PATHAN- Juice bana Kar

Teacher shocked Pathan rocked!

khan started dancing

postman — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 18:55:40 +0000

Doctor to khan: There is a tumor in your brain.

Khan started dancing,

Doctor: Why are you dancing?

Khan: No tension about tumor,

I am happy to know that I have brain.

5 rupe ka sawaal

postman — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 11:00:47 +0000

This is “GHURBAT”

FaQir Pathan Se: 5 Rupe Ka Sawal Hai Baba?

Pathan: Baba Jaldi Se Sawal BataO

Mujhe 5 Rupe Ki Buhat Sakhat ZarOort Hai

Me Ne Naswar Leni Ha..

Yeh Lo 1 Rupe Ka SiKA Aur Mujhe

zindagi ki race me bhaago

postman — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 18:55:08 +0000

zindagi ki race me 1st aany k liye

hamesha ye soch kar bhaago k

tum nangy ho or peechy saary pathan hein,

phir dekhna jeet sirf tumhari ho gi sirf tumhari:-

pathan proudly says

postman — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 03:00:03 +0000

Teacher to Pathan:

Where were you born?

Pathan proudly says: In KHYBER PAKHTUNKHAWA.

Teacher: spelling?

Pathan: I think i was born in N.W.F.P.

pathan doobte doobte

postman — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 18:55:29 +0000

Pathan galti se samunder mai gir gaya…

Doobte doobte uske hath mei machli aayi..

usay pakar ker bahar pheka or bola:

Ja tu to apni jan bacha le …..

Logical Answer By Pathan

postman — Fri, 14 May 2010 11:00:33 +0000

Logical Answer By Pathan

Teacher: Batao zameen or chaand ka apas me kya rishta hy?

Pathan: Bhai Behn ka

Techer: Wo ksy?

Pathan: Q k log chaand ko mamu or zameen ko maa kehtay hy.

looking for expiry date

postman — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:55:46 +0000

Ek pathan kafi dair se apna

“NIKAH NAMA” dekh raha tha,

wife ne tung aa kar pocha:

kia dekh rhe ho?

Pathan boola : “EXPIRY DATE”

pathan in jail

postman — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 11:00:03 +0000

A Pathan was asked in jail.

What did you do?

Pathan: I roped a bank

and deposited all the money in the same bank.

which network is most famous

postman — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:10:47 +0000

A Pathan in an interview in mobile company

As he answered the first question.

They kicked him out.

Question was asked,

“which network is most famous”?

Pathan answered: Cartoon Network

beg to state that I love you

Bravo — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 12:09:12 +0000

Pathan Ek larki say “I Love You”

Larki: Tammeez Say Batt Karo

Pathan: Bismilah Hirrahma Nir Rahim,

With due respect I beg to state that I love you.

Sardar and Pathan going together

postman — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 07:00:01 +0000

Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.

They found 1000 Rs. on the way.

Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.

Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?

Ek pathan ne apne Chemistry k Professor se

iPhone — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:00:24 +0000

Ek pathan ne apne Chemistry k Prof. se aisa sawal pucha jise sun kr wo pagal hogaye..

sawal tha…

NASWAR ka chemical formula kya hai?

pathan using duplicate key

postman — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:00:58 +0000

Pathan: My son has eat the key.

Doctor: When?

Pathan: 3 months before

Doctor: what are you doing till now?

Pathan: I using duplicate key.

khan KHOPRI istimal karo!

Bravo — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 09:00:16 +0000

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

pathan se Doctor ne pucha

Khan sab kya hua?

Khan:hum Pathar se keel thok raha tha,

Humko 1 aadmi bola khan KHOPRI istimal karo!

ya allah sobha eid ho jay

Bravo — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:00:14 +0000

Ek pathan ko kisi nay kaha

aftari k waqat jo DUA mango wo kabol hoti hay

pathan pehli iftari k waqt
.

YA ALLAH sobha EID HO jAy.

the winner will get the cup

postman — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:00:49 +0000

Pathan : Why are all these people running?

Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup

Ah Beng – If only the winner will get the cup,

why others running?

Pathan in a bar

postman — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 05:00:56 +0000

Pathan in a bar and

his cellular phone rings.

He picks it up and

Says ‘Hello, how did you know I was here?’

strange weather forecast

Bravo — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:00:07 +0000

Once Pathan was walking

he had a glove on one hand and not on other.

So the man asked him why he did so.

He replied that the weather forecast

announced that on one hand it would be cold

and on the other hand it would be hot.

recognize Pathan in School

Bravo — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:00:56 +0000

How do you recognize Pathan in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book

when the teacher erases the board.

People consider me as a ‘GOD’

postman — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:00:01 +0000

Pathan : People consider me as a ‘GOD’

Wife: How do you know?

Pathan : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,

Oh GOD! You have come again.

People live People die

play football every night

postman — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:00:22 +0000

Pathan : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.

Pathan : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Yaar KFC kab band hota hai?

iPhone — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 01:00:21 +0000

pathan to waiter

yaar kfc kab band hota hai ?

waiter

kfc is open 24 hours…

pathan

“purana time ya naya time“??

Pathan lost his cheque book!

iPhone — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:00:08 +0000

Pathan løst his cheque book!

Manager:

“U should care, any1 can sign ur cheques!”

Pathan:

“How can any1 sign?

I’m not a føøl, I’ve already signed all cheques!

AIK LARKAY NE PATHAN SE POOCHA

Laiq — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 01:00:31 +0000

AIK LARKAY NE PATHAN SE POOCHA YAR

MAIN APNAY ABU SE APNI SHADI KI BAAT KESE KRON.

PATHAN. SIMPLE ZONG LO OR SUB KEH DO !

Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe

Laiq — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:00:20 +0000

Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe

Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha

Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho?

Pathan:Maa Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hy !!!

SHALWAR Bandhane K Lye

Laiq — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:00:08 +0000

Teacher : ALLAH Ne ”PAIT” Q Banaya Hy.??

Pathan :

SHALWAR Bandhane K Lye…

Pathan cycle pe ja raha tha

Laiq — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:00:24 +0000

Pathan cycle pe ja raha tha Bloach milaor bola

ALLAH ke nam pe kuch de do Khan Pathan..

Aa chal tuje aik or chaker doon

Pathan ko DRIP Lagi

Laiq — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 03:00:43 +0000

Pathan ko DRIP Lagi

Jb DRIP END honey lagi to usne apne bhai se kaha jao SISTER ko bula k lao

Wo 3 din k baad Quetta se apni BEHN ko le aya…

Dunya mein kitnay Bar-e-Azam hein

Laiq — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:00:54 +0000

Teacher: Dunya mein kitnay Bar-e-Azam hein?

Pathan Student: ji 3 hein.

1. Quaid-e-Azam

2. Sikandar-e-Azam

aur

3. Mera chacha

Haji Azam:-)

Ma tmhry lye sub chor dunga

Laiq — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 01:00:22 +0000

Pathan.Ma tmhry lye sub chor dunga

Girl: Ami Abu?

Pathan:yes

Girl: Khana pina!

Pthn:Yes

Girl: Apny frndz!

Pthn:yes

Girl:Niswar!

Pthn:Baji chalti phrti nzr Aao.

Agar ‘Plastic’ hum de to

Laiq — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:00:52 +0000

Pathan:

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega?

Dr: 5 laakh.

Pathan: Agar ‘Plastic’ hum de to?

Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao

Laiq — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 23:00:56 +0000

Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao?
Pathan soch mai
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Pathan replied
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Al andruni…!

Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikhao

Laiq — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:00:09 +0000

Pathan: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikhao

SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Dun..?

Pathan: kocha. Hawai Jahaz Mein Jane Ka kia Zarurat Hai, Yahin pe Dikha Do…

Tala Khulwana hai

Laiq — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:00:58 +0000

Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or

kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya !

1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy ?

Pathan: Nhi yara, Tala Khulwana hai.

electric company interview

Bravo — Wed, 06 May 2009 21:00:46 +0000

Pathan went to an electric company for interview.

Boss: electric motor kaise chalti hai?

Pathan: turrrrrrrrr…

Boss: stop it!

Pathan: turr…tur…thoos!..

jumps in joy

postman — Mon, 04 May 2009 03:00:32 +0000

Doctor: You have Brain cancer.

Pathan Jumps in joy.

YesssSSS !!!

Doctor: Why are you so Happy ?

Pathan: B-coz it Proves that i have a BRAIN.

main jin hun FARAZ nahi

postman — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:00:29 +0000

Jin: kia hukm ha mere aqa ?

PATHAN: aik shair suna do.

JIN: hukm karien bakwas nahi

main jin hun FARAZ nahi

PATHAN: wah wah kia shair hy.

mujhy bhi pasand hai

Bravo — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:40:56 +0000

Pathan ki beti ko 1 Larka pasand aagaya,

pathan preshan ho kr: Tumhari shadi us sy nhi ho sakti.

Beti: kiun..?

Pathan: Q k wo mujhy bhi pasand hai..

fire in air

postman — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:50:19 +0000

Pathan’s father gave him a gun,

on wedding night & said.

fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not.

Pathan fired in air 1st nite

shot her on 2nd nite;-)

PATHAN’S THEORY about sun and moon

iPhone — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:16:33 +0000

PATHAN’S THEORY about sun and moon

“Moon is important than SUN

bcz Moon gives light in night

when light is needed

but SUN gives light in day

when light is not needed!”