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beg to state that I love you

By Bravo on January 9, 2010

Pathan Ek larki say “I Love You”
Larki: Tammeez Say Batt Karo
Pathan: Bismilah Hirrahma Nir Rahim,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you.

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Sardar and Pathan going together

By postman on December 16, 2009

Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?

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Ek pathan ne apne Chemistry k Professor se

By iPhone on December 7, 2009

Ek pathan ne apne Chemistry k Prof. se aisa sawal pucha jise sun kr wo pagal hogaye..
sawal tha…
NASWAR ka chemical formula kya hai?

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pathan using duplicate key

By postman on October 10, 2009

Pathan: My son has eat the key.
Doctor: When?
Pathan: 3 months before
Doctor: what are you doing till now?
Pathan: I using duplicate key.

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khan KHOPRI istimal karo!

By Bravo on October 2, 2009

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya
pathan se Doctor ne pucha
Khan sab kya hua?
Khan:hum Pathar se keel thok raha tha,
Humko 1 aadmi bola khan KHOPRI istimal karo!

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ya allah sobha eid ho jay

By Bravo on September 29, 2009

Ek pathan ko  kisi nay kaha
aftari k waqat jo DUA mango wo kabol  hoti hay
pathan pehli iftari k waqt
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YA ALLAH  sobha EID HO jAy.

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the winner will get the cup

By postman on September 16, 2009

Pathan : Why are all these people running?
Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng – If only the winner will get the cup,
why others running?

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