Doctor to khan: There is a tumor in your brain.
Khan started dancing,
Doctor: Why are you dancing?
Khan: No tension about tumor,
I am happy to know that I have brain.
Pathan SMS
5 rupe ka sawaal
This is “GHURBAT”
FaQir Pathan Se: 5 Rupe Ka Sawal Hai Baba?
Pathan: Baba Jaldi Se Sawal BataO
Mujhe 5 Rupe Ki Buhat Sakhat ZarOort Hai
Me Ne Naswar Leni Ha..
zindagi ki race me bhaago
zindagi ki race me 1st aany k liye
hamesha ye soch kar bhaago k
tum nangy ho or peechy saary pathan hein,
phir dekhna jeet sirf tumhari ho gi sirf tumhari:-
pathan proudly says
Teacher to Pathan:
Where were you born?
Pathan proudly says: In KHYBER PAKHTUNKHAWA.
Teacher: spelling?
Pathan: I think i was born in N.W.F.P. 
pathan doobte doobte
Pathan galti se samunder mai gir gaya…
Doobte doobte uske hath mei machli aayi..
usay pakar ker bahar pheka or bola:
Ja tu to apni jan bacha le …..
Logical Answer By Pathan
Logical Answer By Pathan
Teacher: Batao zameen or chaand ka apas me kya rishta hy?
Pathan: Bhai Behn ka
Techer: Wo ksy?
Pathan: Q k log chaand ko mamu or zameen ko maa kehtay hy.
looking for expiry date
Ek pathan kafi dair se apna
“NIKAH NAMA” dekh raha tha,
wife ne tung aa kar pocha:
kia dekh rhe ho?
Pathan boola : “EXPIRY DATE”