Will you love me after marriage also
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao
Intelligent Ho!
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Very good! Intelligent Ho! Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another “I slept wid ur mom last nite” D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy”s response. He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk”
When an apple is green
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to… VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
U R 100% beautiful
U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
Life Without Girls
Life Without Girls The result Markets silent Streets empty The police at rest All mobile companies in loss No SMS No Flowers No Valentine No Candles No Perfumes All the men directed to Heaven