Girl and SMS
The only similarity between Girl and SMS . . . . . . . Jab tak UPER se NEECHE tak pura DEKH na lo CHAIN hi nahi Aata
a family movie
Teacher: what is a blue film? Student: It is a family movie, which the whole family watches, but alone at different times;-
Pakistani Cricket Team New Sponsor
NEWS: PEPSI has withdrawn sponsorship of Pakistani Cricket Team New sponsor is “Always Ultra” Bcoz Pakistan team is going through its worst PERIODS!
when will you give me report
Father went to school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam when will you give me report? Teacher: After the Periods.
good things about married girls
Good Things Abou Married Girls They give like hell. They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!
your money, your decision
Management Lesson You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction. on the other hand You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction. your money, your decision.
Tum bin main…
~ยค~ Tum Bin Hum ALHAMDULILLAH Baray Mazay Main Hain… PLz mind zuroor karna