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medical aspects of dates

If you sleep with your girlfriend on 14th Feb (Valentine’s Day). She will give you good news on 8th March (Mother’s Day). You will have a child on 14th November (Children Day). See the medical aspects between these dates. But don’t try this on every girfriend, otherwise you will have bad news on 1st December(Aids [...]

Now I understand Y girls have so Long Hair

Boy:Why did Gandhi ji have no hair on his head? Teacher:Its sign of Intelligence. Boy:Ohh! Now I understand Y girls have so Long Hair!

Why Love Marriage is better than Arrange Marriage??

Why Love Marriage is better than Arrange Marriage?? Because .. .. .. .. .. A known devil is better than An unknown ghost:

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grown to mature

Our taste MATURES as we grow up. Little boys like balls and Little girls like dolls. Once they grown. Boys play with dolls. and Girls play with balls.

loose my business

CONDOM says to ALWAYS: Every month you stop my business for one week. ALWAYS says: Aah! If you make one mistake, I loose my business for 9 months.

Achieving your target on job

Achieving your target on job is just like being pregnant. Everyone congratulate you on the outcome. But no one knows how many times you got F_CK_D..!

do you have any better definition

Define R.A.P.E..?? Technically, It is an operation without cooperation there is deletion of dress division of legs, for insertion of injection into a depression for the erection without proper permission for the multiplication of the future generation. Do you have any better definition.?

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