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Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls

postman — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 07:00:18 +0000

Choosing Career Is Like
Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls.
Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There’s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9

I Am Not Doing Anything

postman — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 03:00:39 +0000

Girl : I’m warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But I’m not doing anything..
Girl : That’s why I’m warning you..

Hurry up !

Father of My Kids

postman — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 03:00:51 +0000

Lady On Fone

Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To You.
You Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg! R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No

Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.

Don’t Meet Girls In Monsoon

postman — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 03:00:25 +0000

Global WARNING

Don’t Meet Girls During Monsoon.

0therwise

.
.

They Will Become

Mom Soon…

How To Play With Balls

postman — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 23:00:43 +0000

Snooker is a cool sports for men.

‘It teaches us how to play with BALLS,

& concentrate on many HOLES,

by using just a single STICK.

Keep My Lips Busy

postman — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 23:00:02 +0000

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girl Friend:

“If You Don’t Wanna See Me Smoking,
Then You Better Find Other Ways
To Keep My Lips Busy..”

Both Are Zero

postman — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 03:00:07 +0000

Similarity Between Man & The Letter ‘Q’

Both Are Zero Without That Little Thing Hanging Down Below…!

We Stare Because We Care

postman — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 23:00:06 +0000

This is Breast awareness week

spread the slogan

“we stare because we care”

Cold Drink On Hot Day

postman — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 23:00:03 +0000

Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice

But what about having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks?

Speechless!

Perform In All Positions

postman — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 11:00:34 +0000

A Masterpiece:

While preparing her CV,

a Young Lady wrote…

Special Qualifications:

“Flexible enough to
Perform in all Positions….!!!”

Funny Facts About Women

postman — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 03:00:22 +0000

Funny Facts About Women…

* larki se m0habbat krna jurm hai.,jis ki saza shadi ki soorat me milti he..

* Kamiyab Aashiq wo he, jo mehb0ba ko b.v nahi Ban’nay Deta..

* Kaash larkian cigrate peeti ta k utni Dair to kham0sh Rehtin

* Mard k liye asaan tareen kaam ksi larki k hath0n ullu ban’na he

* Orat Fashi0n k0 Aisy talash krti he jesay m0t insaan k0.

* D0st0 zindagi enj0y kro,kya pata kal tmhari shadi ho jaye…!

Cool Lover Boy

postman — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 07:00:48 +0000

NORMAL LOVER BOY:

“Jaan can I touch your b__bs?

Girl: “Rascal!”

COOL LOVER BOY:

“Jaan can I feel your heartbeats?”

Girl:”So Sweet”

“Think Different, Do Different!”

smart people always busy

Bravo — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 18:55:38 +0000

Why Smart People Always Say.

They are Busy
?
?
?
Think ?
?
?
(‘,’)
I Will Tell U Later
Right Now I’m Busy..

jo ghalat kaam kartey hain

postman — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 18:55:53 +0000

Sir: Batao Bacho jo Galat kam krty hain wo kahan jaty han?

larki shrmaty huy boli:

Sir wo Gulshan prk

National prk

Bag-E-jinah

fotrus, Race Course jaty hain.

Girl and SMS

postman — Sat, 15 May 2010 04:29:36 +0000

The only similarity between Girl and SMS

Jab tak UPER se NEECHE tak pura DEKH na lo CHAIN hi nahi Aata

a family movie

postman — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 03:00:05 +0000

Teacher: what is a blue film?

Student: It is a family movie,

which the whole family watches,

but alone at different times;-

Pakistani Cricket Team New Sponsor

postman — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:00:37 +0000

NEWS: PEPSI has withdrawn sponsorship of Pakistani Cricket Team

New sponsor is “Always Ultra”

Bcoz Pakistan team is going through its worst PERIODS!

when will you give me report

postman — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 07:00:01 +0000

Father went to school for getting report of his son.

Father: Madam when will you give me report?

Teacher: After the Periods.

good things about married girls

postman — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 14:32:23 +0000

Good Things Abou Married Girls

They give like hell.

They do not yell.

They do not tell.

They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

your money, your decision

postman — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 01:00:31 +0000

Management Lesson

You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.

on the other hand

You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.

your money, your decision.

Tum bin main…

iPhone — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 17:00:52 +0000

~¤~

Tum

Bin

Hum

ALHAMDULILLAH Baray Mazay Main Hain…

PLz mind zuroor karna

calendar of love

postman — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:30:28 +0000

Calendar of Love

January = Rose

February = Propose

March = Gift

April = Lift

May = Chatting

June = Dating

July = Miss

August = Kiss

September = Marriage

October = Broke up

November = Rest

December = Next

Have a nice year ahead.

why would I marry

Bravo — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:00:36 +0000

Girl: If you get a chance,

will you marry me.?

Boy: If I get chance,

why would I marry.

Biology and Sociology

Bravo — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:00:14 +0000

Define, Biology and sociology?

If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,

if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology

father of none

postman — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:00:18 +0000

A couple had a fight one night.

When they were going to bed,

Husband Taunted:

“Good night mother of 3 kids”.

Wife Replied:

“Good night Father of none”

five interesting rules of girls

Bravo — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:00:59 +0000

Five rules of girls

1: Love me but don’t touch me

2: Touch me but don’t kiss me

3: Kiss me but don’t use me

4: Use me but don’t forget me

5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!

group project on miracle of life

Bravo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:00:55 +0000

Mom: Why are you pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I don’t know, it was a group project

geographical definition of love

postman — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:00:03 +0000

What’s the geographical definition of love?

It’s an action done by Pol-land

into Hol-land between Thai-land,

occasionally with a little help from Greece!

pick a beauty, drink a frooty

Bravo — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:00:22 +0000

Buy a scooty,

pick a beauty,

drink a frooty,

take her to ooty,

remove her nighty,

do ur duty,

after 9 month get a cuty.

An Idea Can Change Your Life

postman — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:00:37 +0000

An Idea Can Change Your Life

But,

A Woman can change your IDEA..

So,

Always change

Women to change IDEAS

WHAT AN IDEA.

SIR Gee.

tragedy of man’s life

Bravo — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:00:00 +0000

Tragedy of man’s life

Nice men are ugly,

good looking men are not nice,

good lookin nice men are married,

good lookin nice unmarried men are gay.=P

Help Girls To Become A Mother

Bravo — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:00:22 +0000

One Boy To Another,

What Did You Do On Mother’s Day?

2nd Boy,

I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother

why boys go to college regularly

Bravo — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:00:51 +0000

Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE

C-Come,

O-On,

L-Lets,

L-Love,

E-Each,

G-Girl,

E-Equally

That’s why boys go to college regularly

requirement for successful life

Bravo — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 11:00:13 +0000

In order to get 100/100 in life,

a man requires 100% talent,

whereas a woman requires only 4% talent

& the remaining is only 36-24-36

smells like Carrots

postman — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:00:49 +0000

What is invisible and smells like Carrots?

Don’t know?

Rabbit Fart. .:-p

Sisters share the scent and smells

men go crazy

Bravo — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 17:00:22 +0000

Similarities of BRA & BAR.

1)Both have same alphabets.

2)Both are drinking zone.

3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing.

4)when both are opened men go crazy.

Latest way to propose a girl

postman — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 09:00:17 +0000

Latest way to propose a girl.

Boy: excuse me…!

Girl: Yes…!

Boy: mere hone wale bachon ki taraf se apko

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY………..

give him a surprise

Bravo — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 01:00:59 +0000

Son – I want a baby brother .

Mom – your dad is overseas.

When he comes back we will talk over it.

Son – why don’t you give him a surprise?

young girl after her honeymoon

Bravo — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 11:00:50 +0000

A young girl after her honeymoon

came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :

When this 70 year old bastard told me

he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife

Bravo — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:00:39 +0000

Teacher: What is the difference between

Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??

Student: replied

Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.

your dad came from behind

Bravo — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 05:00:24 +0000

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.

Mama dog said: Your dad came from behind,

I do not have the chance to see his face carefully!”

one perfect wife

Bravo — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 03:00:04 +0000

There is only one perfect child

in the world and every mother has it.

There is only one perfect wife

in the world and every neighbour has it.

Larki aur Larka Jab 18 sal k hotay hein

iPhone — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 09:00:45 +0000

Larki aur

Larka

Jab

18 sal k hotay hein to unhein kis cheez ki

Zarurt hoti hai..?

Nahi pata…?

Suchi nahi pata!

Shanaakhti card ki yar…!

are you free tonight

postman — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:00:19 +0000

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin

colleague asked: What happened?

She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?

I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.

big thing between your legs

Bravo — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 05:00:47 +0000

Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz.

Girl: what?

Boy: your heart.

Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.

Boy: what?

Girl: your bike..;-)

wait for the right person

Bravo — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:00:21 +0000

‘Its really hard to wait

for the right person in our life.

Especially when the wrong ones are so cute

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

Bravo — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:00:52 +0000

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM!

One boy love two girls = TALENT!

Two girls love one boy = Qismat!

a girl can change your aim

postman — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:00:54 +0000

A man was lost alone on an island.
One day he decide to build a wooden boat.
Suddenly a girl comes and
man used the wood for making bed.
Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p

good news, bad news

postman — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 09:00:02 +0000

Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY To You Shocked?

iPhone — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:00:02 +0000

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

To You

Shocked ?

Actually Aaj Ke Din

James Hawk

Ne ‘LOTA’ Banaya Tha

To Maine Socha Har ‘LOTAY’ Ko Wish Kar Doon…!