Naughty SMS

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smart people always busy

Why Smart People Always Say.

They are Busy
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Think ?
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(‘,’)
I Will Tell U Later
Right Now I’m Busy.. :-P

jo ghalat kaam kartey hain

Sir: Batao Bacho jo Galat kam krty hain wo kahan jaty han?

larki shrmaty huy boli:

Sir wo Gulshan prk

National prk

Bag-E-jinah

fotrus, Race Course jaty hain. :-)

Girl and SMS

The only similarity between Girl and SMS

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Jab tak UPER se NEECHE tak pura DEKH na lo CHAIN hi nahi Aata :-)

a family movie

Teacher: what is a blue film?

Student: It is a family movie,

which the whole family watches,

but alone at different times;-

Pakistani Cricket Team New Sponsor

NEWS: PEPSI has withdrawn sponsorship of Pakistani Cricket Team

New sponsor is “Always Ultra”

Bcoz Pakistan team is going through its worst PERIODS!

when will you give me report

Father went to school for getting report of his son.

Father: Madam when will you give me report?

Teacher: After the Periods.

good things about married girls

Good Things Abou Married Girls

They give like hell.

They do not yell.

They do not tell.

They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

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