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Pakistani Cricket Team New Sponsor

By postman on February 28, 2010

NEWS: PEPSI has withdrawn sponsorship of Pakistani Cricket Team
New sponsor is “Always Ultra”
Bcoz Pakistan team is going through its worst PERIODS!

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when will you give me report

By postman on January 19, 2010

Father went to school for getting report of his son.
Father: Madam when will you give me report?
Teacher: After the Periods.

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good things about married girls

By postman on January 18, 2010

Good Things Abou Married Girls
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

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your money, your decision

By postman on December 18, 2009

Management Lesson
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.

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Tum bin main…

By iPhone on December 6, 2009

~ยค~
Tum
Bin
Hum
ALHAMDULILLAH Baray Mazay Main Hain…
PLz mind zuroor karna

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calendar of love

By postman on December 4, 2009

Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.

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why would I marry

By Bravo on November 25, 2009

Girl: If you get a chance,
will you marry me.?
Boy: If I get chance,
why would I marry.

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