caught sleeping together
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
what’s for…?
For India its Ind. For Pakistan its Pak. For Afghanistan its Afg. For Argentina its Arg. For Germany its Ger. Then what’s for Brazil and London ?
movies of college life
Movies of college life: Classes = Kabhi Kabhi Attendance = Hera Pheri Class Room = No Entry Teacher = Khiladi 420 Vacation = Masti Exam = Evil Dead Examiner = Don Friends During Paper = Hum Aap k Hain Koun Viva = Encounter Course = Godzilla Exam Time = Qyamat Se Qyamat Tak Cheating = [...]
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customer complaints
A man with 8 children traveling by train. A lady asked: are they your children. Man: No Madam! Actually I am the owner of a condom company and they are the complaints of my customers.
YOU HAVE GOT A MALE
Pappu: Dad how was I born? Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at ‘YAHOO’ we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe, Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my PEN DRIVE, JUST when I was about to “Transfer” we realised that none of us have [...]
high expectations of a girl
Teacher asks Girl: Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size..? Girl: I can’t answer this question I feel shy…! Teacher asks same question to a boy. Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye. Teacher: Right! Then turns to the girl: Listen girl your thinking is wrong and your expectations are [...]
degrees of girls
Degrees of girls….! B.A = Beautiful Angel B.E = Beautiful Eyes B.Sc = Beautiful Structure L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body M.B.A = Married but Available
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