before and after marriage
:: Before Marriage :: Boy: Finally the day come Girl: Would you leave me? Boy: No way don’t ever think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes of course Girl: Is there any other girl in your life? Boy: No, not at all. Girl: Do you live with me rest of your life? [...]
funny conversation of doctor n patient
Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha Doctor: dawai khali thi Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal [...]
munna bhai mbbs
Apun tera dost, Dost bole to bhai, Bhai bole to Munna Bhai, Munna Bhai bole to MBBS, MBBS bole to Doctor, Doctor bole to kya? Bole to chal chaddi utaar Injection lagane ka.
never reject any girls
Never ever reject any girls in your life..! Because, A good girls gives you happiness. and Bad girls gives you experience!
good and very good girls
difference between good girls and very good girls. Good girls open few buttons when environment is hot. Very good girls open all buttons to make environment hot.
a small condition
Friends I am collecting Gandhi’s photos. Please give your contribution to my collection. A small condition is, It must be on 100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.
word truly defines you
I want to say a word to u !! . . That starts with u . . and ends on u . . that truly defines u . . that word is . . “ULLU” …..