Misleading SMS
When you win
When you win every one takes pride and celebrate your victory. But When you lose only true friends holds your hand, sit by your side and say. “JITHEY KARWAEIN ZALIL E KARWAEIN”
afraid of women
Man 1: I do not want to marry. Because I am afraid of all women. Man 2: Get marry soon. Then you will be afraid of only one woman and start loving the rest
randome facts
Some randome facts. 1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days. 2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb. 3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4. 4. the final fact: A woman would have finished reading these facts by now, but a man would still be checking the size [...]
neighbors can see you
Wife to husband: why are you walking around naked.? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what..! Wife: They will think I married you for money.
how bad you are
Remember: No matter how bad you are. You are not totally useless… You can still be used as a bad example.
mobile love
kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti. larka NOKIA or larki SONY ERICSSON hoti. larka mohabbat ka SMS deta. larki chahat ki MISCALL karti. larka, larki ki miscall SAVE karta. larki, larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti. milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte, RINGTONE ki awaz pe dono ki zindagi chalti.
in honour of offer
She offered him Honour. He honoured her offer. Then the whole night, in honour of her offer. He was “on her” and “off her”.