Misleading SMS
will you tell her
Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks. Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks. Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??
Girl asks to boy: Kya main teri nono pakar loon
4-4 saal kay baccha bacchi ek tub mein naha rahey thay girl ask: “Kya main teri nono pakar loon”. Boy replies: “pagal apni to tordi ab meri bhe toro gi kya?”
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl “If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship” Later,She sms hr husbnd “U mst b proud of me, I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days!
What’s an average 6 inch long?
What’s an average 6 inch long.?. . . . inside a boy’s pants and girl love to blow it up? . . . . . . . . . . A 1000 rupee currency note! Always think positive.
You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony
AOA. You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony, Venue is Akbar-e-azam Banquet Hall, Lahore on 29th Feb 2009 5 pm. Plz join me Thanks
Girl: Sir I will do anything to pass the exam
A gorgeous girl to her professor: Sir I will do anything to pass the exam Prof: Anything? Girl: yes prof: then go n study moral: All prof r not tharki
men who sacrificed
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called SAINTS! Now they are called HUSBANDS!