Misleading SMS

MBBS Final Exam

MBBS Final Exam:- Question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_ Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE

do you understand English

One American in Rome, Drinking beer at street cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him. American: Hello, do you understand English? Girl: only little. American: How much? Girl: Fifty dollars.

rani maukheerji has 1 big and 1 small

Kareena has small! Rakhi has big! Rani maukheerji has 1 big and 1 small Aishwarya rai has too small What’s that? ??? The letter ‘R’ But i like the way you think!!

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A Beautiful Lady to Peer sahab

A Beautiful Lady to Peer sahab: “Peer sahab, Ajj kal mere shohar raat bhar ghar se bahir rehte hain..” Peer sahab: Bibi… Yeh problem hay Ya INVITATION ?

lips on her lips

Catch her by her waist Bring her home Keep ur hand on her neck Put your lips on her lips & have a Nice Drink “COCA COLA” Buurrrrrrrrrr…..

love u more then anything

I love you. i realy love You. i really love u more then anything. . . yahi kahna chahta tha Majno apni Laila sy us bechary ko English e nai ati thi :p

taste how hot I am

Put your hand on my hand & hold my back with your other hand touch your lip with my lips & taste how hot I am do this everyday don’t b confuse I am you tea cup.

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