Make a sentence using word “HAND”
Teacher: Make a sentence using word “HAND” Student: My penis in your hand. Teacher slapped him. Student: Sorry, I just forget to give space after “PEN”.
when i smoke cigarete
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette, I feel very uncomfortable, On first puff, I put off my shoes. On second, my socks. On third, my shirt. Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
True relatives always stand behind u
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u!
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When the time comes for you to give
When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone, make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart, coz broken hearts have no spare parts.