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Zor Zor Ke Jhatke

postman — Fri, 21 May 2010 03:00:42 +0000

Ek larki dusri se:
Yar shuru shuru main To Bara Maza Aa Raha Tha
Lekin,…
@
Doosri: lekin Kia?
Batao na
1st: lekin Jab Bad Me Zor Zor Ke Jhatke Lagne Lage,
Meri To Kamar Hi Toot Gai,
£
Me to Kasam Khati Hon
k
Aainda
£

ChingChi (Riksha)
Me Kabhi Safar Nahi Karon gi.,

GOD Bless Your Dirty Mind

Bravo — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 10:33:35 +0000

Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_

Answers

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

MAY GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND!..

size by years

Bravo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:00:40 +0000

16 years
(.)=(.)

25 years
( . )=( . )

36 years
( ¤ )=( ¤ )

Kia samjhay?

Zyada SMS parhogy to,

itna bara chashma lagay ga…

your soft touch against my skin

Bravo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:00:44 +0000

Last night I went to bed without you.

Cold, thinking of you, missing your warmth,

your soft touch against my skin.

Where were you last night,

my lovely pyjamas.

din ko karo ya raat ko karo

Bravo — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:00:00 +0000

Din Ko Kro
YA
Rat Ko Kro
Ander Kro
YA
Bahir Kro
Bed Pr Kro
YA
Kursi Pr kro
Pyar Se Kro
YA
Ghose Se Kro
1Bar Kro
YA
2Bar Kro
.
.
.
Krna To SMS Ha
Jesy Mrzi kro.

two white balls having black dots

postman — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:00:30 +0000

Girl: What do you like in me?

Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it.

Girt: Rascal you are with me for that?

Boy: Yes I like your eyes…..!

women are basically greedy

postman — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:00:57 +0000

Women are basically greedy.

They want all things from one man.

Men are so simple.

They want only one thing from all women.

MBBS Final Exam

postman — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:00:48 +0000

MBBS Final Exam:-

Question: Fill in the blanks.

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_

Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE

do you understand English

Bravo — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 18:59:49 +0000

One American in Rome,

Drinking beer at street cafe

when a pretty girl sat beside him.

American: Hello, do you understand English?

Girl: only little.

American: How much?

Girl: Fifty dollars.

rani maukheerji has 1 big and 1 small

postman — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:00:04 +0000

Kareena has small!

Rakhi has big!

Rani maukheerji has 1 big and 1 small

Aishwarya rai has too small

What’s that?

???

The letter ‘R’

But i like the way you think!!

A Beautiful Lady to Peer sahab

Laiq — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 05:00:07 +0000

A Beautiful Lady to Peer sahab:

“Peer sahab, Ajj kal mere shohar raat bhar ghar se bahir rehte hain..”

Peer sahab:

Bibi… Yeh problem hay Ya INVITATION ?

lips on her lips

postman — Wed, 27 May 2009 05:00:21 +0000

Catch her by her waist

Bring her home

Keep ur hand on her neck

Put your lips on her lips

& have a

Nice Drink

“COCA COLA”

Buurrrrrrrrrr…..

love u more then anything

postman — Sun, 24 May 2009 01:00:49 +0000

I love you.
i realy love You.
i really love u more then anything.

.
yahi kahna chahta tha Majno apni Laila sy us bechary ko English e nai ati thi :p

taste how hot I am

postman — Mon, 11 May 2009 23:00:58 +0000

Put your hand on my hand

hold my back with your other hand

touch your lip with my lips

taste how hot I am

do this everyday

don’t b confuse I am you tea cup.

will you tell her

Bravo — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 19:40:21 +0000

Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks.

Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks.

Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??

Girl asks to boy: Kya main teri nono pakar loon

iPhone — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:40:32 +0000

4-4 saal kay baccha bacchi ek tub mein naha rahey thay
girl ask: “Kya main teri nono pakar loon”.
Boy replies: “pagal apni to tordi ab meri bhe toro gi kya?”

On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl

iPhone — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:15:40 +0000

On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl

“If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship”

Later,She sms hr husbnd

“U mst b proud of me,

I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days!

What’s an average 6 inch long?

iPhone — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 08:16:31 +0000

What’s an average 6 inch long.?. . . .

inside a boy’s pants and girl love to blow it up?

A 1000 rupee currency note!

Always think positive.

You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony

iPhone — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:35:59 +0000

AOA.

You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony,

Venue is Akbar-e-azam Banquet Hall, Lahore

on 29th Feb 2009 5 pm.

Plz join me

Thanks

Girl: Sir I will do anything to pass the exam

iPhone — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:17:58 +0000

A gorgeous girl to her professor: Sir I will do anything to pass the exam

Prof: Anything?

Girl: yes

prof: then go n study

moral:

All prof r not tharki

men who sacrificed

Bravo — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:45:55 +0000

Long ago, Men who sacrificed their

love, youth, parents, identity,

laughter and their happines

were called SAINTS!

Now they are called HUSBANDS!

When you win

postman — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 11:43:09 +0000

When you win every one takes pride

and celebrate your victory.

But

When you lose only true friends

holds your hand, sit by your side and say.

“JITHEY KARWAEIN ZALIL E KARWAEIN”

afraid of women

postman — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 07:22:17 +0000

Man 1: I do not want to marry.

Because I am afraid of all women.

Man 2: Get marry soon.

Then you will be afraid of

only one woman and start loving the rest

randome facts

postman — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:25:02 +0000

Some randome facts.

1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days.

2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.

3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4.

4. the final fact:

A woman would have finished reading

these facts by now,

but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs.

neighbors can see you

postman — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:37:33 +0000

Wife to husband:

why are you walking around naked.?

Neighbors can see your things.

Husband: So what..!

Wife: They will think I married you for money.

how bad you are

postman — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:05:24 +0000

Remember: No matter how bad you are.

You are not totally useless…

You can still be used as a bad example.

mobile love

Bravo — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 07:26:12 +0000

kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.

larka NOKIA or larki SONY ERICSSON hoti.

larka mohabbat ka SMS deta.

larki chahat ki MISCALL karti.

larka, larki ki miscall SAVE karta.

larki, larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti.

milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY

ko CHARGE karte,

RINGTONE ki awaz pe dono ki zindagi chalti.

in honour of offer

Bravo — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:01:01 +0000

She offered him Honour.

He honoured her offer.

Then the whole night,

in honour of her offer.

He was “on her” and “off her”.

Nothing to offer u

before and after marriage

Bravo — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:54:58 +0000

:: Before Marriage ::

Boy: Finally the day come

Girl: Would you leave me?

Boy: No way don’t ever think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes of course

Girl: Is there any other girl in your life?

Boy: No, not at all.

Girl: Do you live with me rest of your life?

Boy: Yes Dear!

Girl: Oh, Dear

:: After Marriage ::

Read it from down to top.

funny conversation of doctor n patient

postman — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 11:23:16 +0000

Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab

Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha

Doctor: dawai khali thi

Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi

Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi

Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi

Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi

Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal thi

Doctor: abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha

Mariz: nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha

Doctor: saale dawa ko mun se laga k pet mein dala tha.

Mariz: nahi

Doctor: kyun

Mariz: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle ko dhakan laga k rakhna

mein thek to ho jaunga doctor …?

munna bhai mbbs

Bravo — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:32:14 +0000

Apun tera dost,

Dost bole to bhai,

Bhai bole to Munna Bhai,

Munna Bhai bole to MBBS,

MBBS bole to Doctor,

Doctor bole to kya?

Bole to chal chaddi utaar Injection lagane ka.

never reject any girls

postman — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:00:35 +0000

Never ever reject any girls in your life..!

Because,

A good girls gives you happiness.

and

Bad girls gives you experience!

good and very good girls

postman — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 16:54:26 +0000

difference between good girls

and very good girls.

Good girls open few buttons

when environment is hot.

Very good girls open all buttons

to make environment hot.

a small condition

postman — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 12:04:32 +0000

Friends I am collecting Gandhi’s photos.

Please give your contribution to my collection.

A small condition is, It must be on

100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.

word truly defines you

Bravo — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 10:48:30 +0000

I want to say a word to u !!

That starts with u

and ends on u

that truly defines u

that word is

“ULLU” …..

caught sleeping together

Bravo — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 10:21:22 +0000

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina

Boy2: Oh! I know her

Boy1: How?

Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.

Boy1: What the hell!

Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class

what’s for…?

Bravo — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 08:48:44 +0000

For India its Ind.

For Pakistan its Pak.

For Afghanistan its Afg.

For Argentina its Arg.

For Germany its Ger.

Then what’s for

Brazil and London ?

movies of college life

Bravo — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:33:15 +0000

Movies of college life:

Classes = Kabhi Kabhi

Attendance = Hera Pheri

Class Room = No Entry

Teacher = Khiladi 420

Vacation = Masti

Exam = Evil Dead

Examiner = Don

Friends During Paper = Hum Aap k Hain Koun

Viva = Encounter

Course = Godzilla

Exam Time = Qyamat Se Qyamat Tak

Cheating = Lagay Raho Munna Bhai

Question Paper = Ek Paheli

Answer Paper = Kora Kaghaz

Marking = Andha Qanoon

Result = Sadma

Pass = Chamatkar

Fail = Devdas

Suply = Akhri Rasta

Future = Fanna!

customer complaints

Bravo — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:27:05 +0000

A man with 8 children

traveling by train.

A lady asked: are they your children.

Man: No Madam!

Actually I am the owner of a condom company

and

they are the complaints of my customers.

YOU HAVE GOT A MALE

Bravo — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:22:08 +0000

Pappu: Dad how was I born?

Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at ‘YAHOO’

we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe,

Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my PEN DRIVE,

JUST when I was about to “Transfer”

we realised that none of us have installed “FIREWALL”

IT was too late to DELETE

9 months later a POP-UP Window appeared & said

YOU HAVE GOT A MALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

high expectations of a girl

Bravo — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:28:15 +0000

Teacher asks Girl:

Which part of Human body

Expands 10 times its normal size..?

Girl: I can’t answer this question

I feel shy…!

Teacher asks same question to a boy.

Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl:

Listen girl your thinking is wrong

and your expectations are too high.

degrees of girls

postman — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:27:58 +0000

Degrees of girls….!

B.A = Beautiful Angel

B.E = Beautiful Eyes

B.Sc = Beautiful Structure

L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body

M.B.A = Married but Available

just leave it

postman — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:17:03 +0000

Some people have nice Eyes,

Some people have nice Face,

Some People have nice Smile.

But you have

Just Leave It…!

Meri tarah perfect

Ali — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:16:44 +0000

I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
.
.
.
.
“ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na”

What’s an average 6 inch long

Ali — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:16:18 +0000

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju

Ali — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:15:49 +0000

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,

Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D

Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam

Ali — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:15:05 +0000

Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,

Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p

I want u … To be with me In a

Ali — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:14:33 +0000

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

Only you were selected

Ali — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:14:00 +0000

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

Full Time Masti … Non stop fun

Ali — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:13:21 +0000

6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
.
LG KG 195