Misleading SMS

Zor Zor Ke Jhatke

Ek larki dusri se: Yar shuru shuru main To Bara Maza Aa Raha Tha Lekin,… @ Doosri: lekin Kia? Batao na 1st: lekin Jab Bad Me Zor Zor Ke Jhatke Lagne Lage, Meri To Kamar Hi Toot Gai, £ Me to Kasam Khati Hon k Aainda £ ? @ ChingChi  (Riksha) Me Kabhi Safar Nahi [...]

GOD Bless Your Dirty Mind

Fill in the blanks 1.BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3.F_ _ K 4.P_ N_S 5.PU_S_ Answers 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE MAY GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND!..

size by years

16 years (.)=(.) 25 years ( . )=( . ) 36 years (  ¤  )=(  ¤  ) Kia samjhay? Zyada SMS parhogy to, itna bara chashma lagay ga…

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your soft touch against my skin

Last night I went to bed without you. Cold, thinking of you, missing your warmth, your soft touch against my skin. Where were you last night, my lovely pyjamas.

din ko karo ya raat ko karo

Din Ko Kro YA Rat Ko Kro Ander Kro YA Bahir Kro Bed Pr Kro YA Kursi Pr kro Pyar Se Kro YA Ghose Se Kro 1Bar Kro YA 2Bar Kro . . . Krna To SMS Ha Jesy Mrzi kro.

two white balls having black dots

Girl: What do you like in me? Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it. Girt: Rascal you are with me for that? Boy: Yes I like your eyes…..!

women are basically greedy

Women are basically greedy. They want all things from one man. Men are so simple. They want only one thing from all women.

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