Misleading SMS

GOD Bless Your Dirty Mind

Fill in the blanks
1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
Answers
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
MAY GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND!..

size by years

16 years
(.)=(.)
25 years
( . )=( . )
36 years
(  ¤  )=(  ¤  )
Kia samjhay?
Zyada SMS parhogy to,
itna bara chashma lagay ga…

your soft touch against my skin

Last night I went to bed without you.
Cold, thinking of you, missing your warmth,
your soft touch against my skin.
Where were you last night,
my lovely pyjamas.

din ko karo ya raat ko karo

Din Ko Kro
YA
Rat Ko Kro
Ander Kro
YA
Bahir Kro
Bed Pr Kro
YA
Kursi Pr kro
Pyar Se Kro
YA
Ghose Se Kro
1Bar Kro
YA
2Bar Kro
.
.
.
Krna To SMS Ha
Jesy Mrzi kro.

two white balls having black dots

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it.
Girt: Rascal you are with me for that?
Boy: Yes I like your eyes…..!

women are basically greedy

Women are basically greedy.
They want all things from one man.
Men are so simple.
They want only one thing from all women.

MBBS Final Exam

MBBS Final Exam:-
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE

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