When a man holds a woman hands?
“When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
Man before Marriage is like Airtel
Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
What is marriage?
What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
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Advertisement of wife wanted
One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Cost to get married
A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”
Last two words in yes dear
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dea
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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