Thought of long life
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Last chance to run away
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away…!!
A Blind wife and a deaf husband.
A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne
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Before marriage & after marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will [...]
Telling a lie
Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay
Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
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