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A Pray For Marriage

postman — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 23:00:56 +0000

A Pray For Marriage

Ae Allah…
Mere Wo Tamam Gunah Muaf Farma…
jin ki waja se, Meri Shadi Ruki Hui hy. Ameen.

NOTE:
Shadi shuda log “Ruki” Lafz Hata kr Prhen.

Definition of A Happy Couple

postman — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 23:00:42 +0000

Definition of a happy couple:

He Does what She wants

and

She does what She wants …:):p

Marry The Right One

postman — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 03:00:15 +0000

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference

between the two words ‘COMPLETE and FINISHED

in a way that’s so easy to understand.

Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but there is:

When you marry the right one, you are? COMPLETE….

And when you marry the wrong one, you are? FINISHED ……

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are … COMPLETELY FINISHED !!:-D

Stupid Husband

postman — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 03:00:01 +0000

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

Ufone Marriage Menu

postman — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 23:00:26 +0000

Ufone Marriage Menu mein khushamdeed

Rishtey k LIAY 1 dabaen

Mangni k LIAY 2 dabaen

SHADI k LIAY 3 dabaen

Pasand ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabaen

our,

Doosri shadi k liye pehli ka gala dabaen…!!

Ufone cal krney ka shukriah,

ALLAH HAFIZ.

Miniature Handcuffs

postman — Sat, 14 May 2011 23:00:50 +0000

My friend recently explained to me

why he refuses to get to married.

He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

Taking Divorce For Same Reasons

postman — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 23:00:27 +0000

Tow men talking.

1st: I am getting married becoz

I am tired of eating out,

cleaning house & doing laundry.

2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce

for same reasons!:-D

Days Are Changed

postman — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 03:00:50 +0000

What is the similarity between

Marriage & 11:59 pm ?

Answer: After Both,

Days are changed…;-)

To Keep Your Marriage Brimming

postman — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 09:26:15 +0000

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong admit it;
Whenever you’re right shut up.

Happy Firework For The Ceremony

postman — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 09:24:25 +0000

I am wishing you Good Wishes
Opening with Happy firework for the Ceremony
On the entire ground as the dome and
Gorgeous Sky as the crown with

Rain of beautiful flowers with the,
Soft wind of sweet and delightful music,
Clouds resembling the word “Congratulations”
And with the tiny brightening starts on it
Twinkling to bring a smile for you ever and ever
To wish You “Happy Married Life”

Married Man Had Written

postman — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 14:43:12 +0000

A married man had written on the back of his car.

“Don’t disturb . .

. . already disturbed . . !!

Future Of Your Children

postman — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 12:58:21 +0000

Get Married,

Not for yourself,

but for the future of your children,

they are getting late for school :p

EDUCATE PAKISTAN!

Type of Smells In Bedroom After Marriage

postman — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 07:00:35 +0000

Type of smells in bedroom after marriage

1st 3 Months: Perfume & Flowers

After 3 Years: Baby Powder, Cream & Lotion

After 30 Years: Vicks & Iodex.

Did You Ever Consider Divorce

postman — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 07:00:42 +0000

A couple were being interviewed

on their Golden Wedding Anniversary.

They were asked “In all that time,

did you ever consider divorce?”

“Oh, no, not divorce,” one said.

“Murder sometimes but never divorce.”

Banta Went for Divorce

Slow But Sure

postman — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 18:55:19 +0000

So Many OPTIONS

-POISON
-SLEEPING PILLS
-HANGING
-JUMP FROM BUILDING
-LYING ON TRAIN TRACKS

But People Choose

” MARRIAGE “:-D

SLOW But SURE

Be slow in choosing a friend

by all means marry

postman — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 07:00:15 +0000

By all means marry;

if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy.

If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

PREM KAHANI

Bravo — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 11:00:53 +0000

PREM KAHANI

Wo b din thy dil kehta tha
U ARE ONLY MINE.

Sara sara din karte thy ik dooje ko JOIN..

Phir Hoye Nikah-naame pe jhat-pat dono k SIGN.

Kuch arsa laga hamein k EVERY THING IS FINE.

Phir apni is prem kahani mei aya DECLINE.

Ab wo muje JIN kehti hy aur mAin usko DYNE..

everyone wonders why

postman — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 03:00:50 +0000

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

7 wonders of the world

stages of marriage

postman — Sun, 09 May 2010 03:00:00 +0000

Three stages of marriage :

1st: Mad for each other,

2nd: Made for each other,

3rd: Mad because of each other.

shaadi nahi aasaan

postman — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 11:00:49 +0000

shaadi nahi aasaan bas itna samaj li jiye faraz

ek fernail ki goli hai aur choostey jana hai.

she is born perfect

postman — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 18:55:35 +0000

Practice makes man perfect.

Then what about woman?

Any guesses?

She is born perfect. !:-)

married with no understanding

postman — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 03:00:49 +0000

The people who married with no understanding.

They fight each other always.

The people who married with complete understanding.

The same results comes but they didn’t tell anybody.

Interesting Facts of Marriage

postman — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 11:33:48 +0000

Interesting Facts of Marriage. . .

Q. Kya Shadi Janat ka Darwaza Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Magar Bahir Jany kaB-)

Q. Insan Apni Bewaqufi Par kab khush Hota Hy?
Ans. Shadi k DinB-)

Q. Kya Zubani Laraai Mein Orat Sy koi Jeet Sakta Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Doosri OratB-)

Q. Tallaaq ki Sab Sy Bari Waja kya Hy?
Ans. Shadi.:-)

when I got married

Bravo — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 12:00:02 +0000

A man walking down a street heard a voice.

“if you take 1 more step,

a brick will fall down and kill you.

He stopped & a brick fell before him.

He went on,

while crossing road he heard again stop,

just a car missed him.

Man asked who are you?

I am your guardian angel”

Man said, Where were you when I got married?

men are never afraid to fight

Bravo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:00:29 +0000

There are many brave men

who are adventurous and

are never afraid to fight.

Some join Pakistan army,

others get married … ;-

shadi ho gai hai meri

postman — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:59:05 +0000

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dosto’.

Bhool jaon to samajh lena k

.
.

Shadi ho gai hai Meri

(-,-)
ok
_/\_

whenever you are right than shut up

Bravo — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 11:00:51 +0000

Marriage Advice

Whenever you are wrong admit it

Whenever you are right shut up

yet to be seen

postman — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:59:53 +0000

Most successful

Happy married life is

Defined as.

Yet to be seen.

At the time of RUKHSATI

Laiq — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 20:00:39 +0000

At the time of RUKHSATI

Dulhay k mobile pe bell howi

The Ringtone was,

Dil Mein Chupa K Armaan Le Chale

Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chale….. :

you will regret it later

Laiq — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:00:07 +0000

Don’t marry the person you want to live with…

Marry the one you cannot live without…

But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

every cold night

Bravo — Sun, 17 May 2009 04:01:13 +0000

Every cold night,

when I Go to my bed…

Think……..

.
.
.
.
.

Kaaaaaaaaash main bhi shadi shuda hota …..!

GooD NighT

super star saliyan

postman — Wed, 13 May 2009 06:00:30 +0000

Shadi karo wahan jahan

Sasur ho maldar

Saas rehti ho beemar

Saalay hon bekar

Biwi jaisi b ho

lekin

Saliyan hon 3 ,4

aur wo b Super star..

Life is not only about happiness

postman — Mon, 11 May 2009 03:00:17 +0000

Marriage is very important part of life.

You know why?

Because

“Life is not only about happiness”

Free Free Free

postman — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:55:30 +0000

Free Free Free!!

Dhoti nal kacha Free,

Gaan (Cow) nal Vachha Free,

Cheti cheti vyah kralo CHVLO,

Nhe ta tuhanu milega wohti naal bachaa Free

You changed after marriage

Bravo — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:00:11 +0000

Wife: You changed after marriage.

Husband: I’ve told you that

“I am not interested in Married womans”

Dulha to Dulhan: kuch nai hoga

iPhone — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:44:51 +0000

Dulhen: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se

Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal lo ga.

Dulhen: 1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm 8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5,4.

men who sacrificed

Bravo — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:45:55 +0000

Long ago, Men who sacrificed their

love, youth, parents, identity,

laughter and their happines

were called SAINTS!

Now they are called HUSBANDS!

woman make you a millionaire

postman — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 23:42:59 +0000

Can a woman make you a millionaire?

Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!

afraid of women

postman — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 07:22:17 +0000

Man 1: I do not want to marry.

Because I am afraid of all women.

Man 2: Get marry soon.

Then you will be afraid of

only one woman and start loving the rest

whether to laught or cry

postman — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:41:45 +0000

What is the height of mixed emotion?

Your mother-in-law falls from the

7th floor on your brand new Mecedes

and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!

neighbors can see you

postman — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:37:33 +0000

Wife to husband:

why are you walking around naked.?

Neighbors can see your things.

Husband: So what..!

Wife: They will think I married you for money.

i can’t be everywhere

postman — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:56:58 +0000

Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.

So I created Mother.

Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.

So I created Mother-In-Law.

best way to purpose a girl

postman — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 20:33:07 +0000

Best way to purpose a girl.

Take her to sea,

Say her to sit in a boat.

Then take the boat in the middle of sea.

Then say Marry Me

Leave My Boat.

long sweet dream

Bravo — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:50:23 +0000

Love is like a long sweet dream

and marriage is an alarm clock.

So have a sweet dreams till your

alarm wakes you up.

Happy Unmarried Life.

before and after marriage

Bravo — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:54:58 +0000

:: Before Marriage ::

Boy: Finally the day come

Girl: Would you leave me?

Boy: No way don’t ever think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes of course

Girl: Is there any other girl in your life?

Boy: No, not at all.

Girl: Do you live with me rest of your life?

Boy: Yes Dear!

Girl: Oh, Dear

:: After Marriage ::

Read it from down to top.

imaginary wife

Bravo — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:18:52 +0000

A poem for bachelor boys:

Aisi apni wife hot,

5.5″ jis ki hight ho,

Chehra jis ka bright ho,

Weight jis ka light ho,

Thori si wo quiet ho,

Beauty multiply by twice ho,

Favorite color white ho,

Makeup thora light ho,

Zulfein dynamite hot,

Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,

jaise Coke Diet ho,

Saari pehan kar jab chalay,

tu aisay lagay k Switzerland ki flight ho,

Agar aisi apni wife ho,

To kia haseen apni life ho.

satisfied woman

Bravo — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:17:47 +0000

Behind every Successful man

there is a satisfied woman.

But behind every satisfied woman.

there is an exausted man.

love and arrange

Bravo — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:14:03 +0000

Difference between Love and Arrange Marriage.

Hum khud ja kar kunway me giren

to wo love marriage hai.

10 lob mil kar dhakka dein

to wo arrange marriage hai.

kiss is a key of love

evolution of man

postman — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 12:01:29 +0000

Evolution of Man:

Without Marriage “Spider Man”

On Marriage Day “Super Man”

After Marriage “Gentle Man”

If wife is beautiful then rest of life

“Watch Man”

go for anniversary

Bravo — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:21:05 +0000

Man asked to his wife:

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said: Some where I have never been!

Man said: How about the kitchen?

Happy Anniversary