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PREM KAHANI

Bravo — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 11:00:53 +0000

PREM KAHANI

Wo b din thy dil kehta tha
U ARE ONLY MINE.

Sara sara din karte thy ik dooje ko JOIN..

Phir Hoye Nikah-naame pe jhat-pat dono k SIGN.

Kuch arsa laga hamein k EVERY THING IS FINE.

Phir apni is prem kahani mei aya DECLINE.

Ab wo muje JIN kehti hy aur mAin usko DYNE..

everyone wonders why

postman — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 03:00:50 +0000

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

stages of marriage

postman — Sun, 09 May 2010 03:00:00 +0000

Three stages of marriage :

1st: Mad for each other,

2nd: Made for each other,

3rd: Mad because of each other.

shaadi nahi aasaan

postman — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 11:00:49 +0000

shaadi nahi aasaan bas itna samaj li jiye faraz

ek fernail ki goli hai aur choostey jana hai.

she is born perfect

postman — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 18:55:35 +0000

Practice makes man perfect.

Then what about woman?

Any guesses?

She is born perfect. !:-)

married with no understanding

postman — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 03:00:49 +0000

The people who married with no understanding.

They fight each other always.

The people who married with complete understanding.

The same results comes but they didn’t tell anybody.

Interesting Facts of Marriage

postman — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 11:33:48 +0000

Interesting Facts of Marriage. . .

Q. Kya Shadi Janat ka Darwaza Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Magar Bahir Jany kaB-)

Q. Insan Apni Bewaqufi Par kab khush Hota Hy?
Ans. Shadi k DinB-)

Q. Kya Zubani Laraai Mein Orat Sy koi Jeet Sakta Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Doosri OratB-)

Q. Tallaaq ki Sab Sy Bari Waja kya Hy?
Ans. Shadi.:-)

when I got married

Bravo — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 12:00:02 +0000

A man walking down a street heard a voice.

“if you take 1 more step,

a brick will fall down and kill you.

He stopped & a brick fell before him.

He went on,

while crossing road he heard again stop,

just a car missed him.

Man asked who are you?

I am your guardian angel”

Man said, Where were you when I got married?

men are never afraid to fight

Bravo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:00:29 +0000

There are many brave men

who are adventurous and

are never afraid to fight.

Some join Pakistan army,

others get married … ;-

shadi ho gai hai meri

postman — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:59:05 +0000

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dosto’.

Bhool jaon to samajh lena k

.
.

Shadi ho gai hai Meri

(-,-)
ok
_/\_

whenever you are right than shut up

Bravo — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 11:00:51 +0000

Marriage Advice

Whenever you are wrong admit it

Whenever you are right shut up

yet to be seen

postman — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:59:53 +0000

Most successful

Happy married life is

Defined as.

Yet to be seen.

At the time of RUKHSATI

Laiq — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 20:00:39 +0000

At the time of RUKHSATI

Dulhay k mobile pe bell howi

The Ringtone was,

Dil Mein Chupa K Armaan Le Chale

Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chale….. :

you will regret it later

Laiq — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:00:07 +0000

Don’t marry the person you want to live with…

Marry the one you cannot live without…

But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

every cold night

Bravo — Sun, 17 May 2009 04:01:13 +0000

Every cold night,

when I Go to my bed…

Think……..

.
.
.
.
.

Kaaaaaaaaash main bhi shadi shuda hota …..!

GooD NighT

super star saliyan

postman — Wed, 13 May 2009 06:00:30 +0000

Shadi karo wahan jahan

Sasur ho maldar

Saas rehti ho beemar

Saalay hon bekar

Biwi jaisi b ho

lekin

Saliyan hon 3 ,4

aur wo b Super star..

Life is not only about happiness

postman — Mon, 11 May 2009 03:00:17 +0000

Marriage is very important part of life.

You know why?

Because

“Life is not only about happiness”

Free Free Free

postman — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:55:30 +0000

Free Free Free!!

Dhoti nal kacha Free,

Gaan (Cow) nal Vachha Free,

Cheti cheti vyah kralo CHVLO,

Nhe ta tuhanu milega wohti naal bachaa Free

You changed after marriage

Bravo — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:00:11 +0000

Wife: You changed after marriage.

Husband: I’ve told you that

“I am not interested in Married womans”

Dulha to Dulhan: kuch nai hoga

iPhone — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:44:51 +0000

Dulhen: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se

Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal lo ga.

Dulhen: 1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm 8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5,4.

men who sacrificed

Bravo — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:45:55 +0000

Long ago, Men who sacrificed their

love, youth, parents, identity,

laughter and their happines

were called SAINTS!

Now they are called HUSBANDS!

woman make you a millionaire

postman — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 23:42:59 +0000

Can a woman make you a millionaire?

Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!

afraid of women

postman — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 07:22:17 +0000

Man 1: I do not want to marry.

Because I am afraid of all women.

Man 2: Get marry soon.

Then you will be afraid of

only one woman and start loving the rest

whether to laught or cry

postman — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:41:45 +0000

What is the height of mixed emotion?

Your mother-in-law falls from the

7th floor on your brand new Mecedes

and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!

neighbors can see you

postman — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:37:33 +0000

Wife to husband:

why are you walking around naked.?

Neighbors can see your things.

Husband: So what..!

Wife: They will think I married you for money.

i can’t be everywhere

postman — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:56:58 +0000

Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.

So I created Mother.

Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.

So I created Mother-In-Law.

best way to purpose a girl

postman — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 20:33:07 +0000

Best way to purpose a girl.

Take her to sea,

Say her to sit in a boat.

Then take the boat in the middle of sea.

Then say Marry Me

Leave My Boat.

long sweet dream

Bravo — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:50:23 +0000

Love is like a long sweet dream

and marriage is an alarm clock.

So have a sweet dreams till your

alarm wakes you up.

Happy Unmarried Life.

before and after marriage

Bravo — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:54:58 +0000

:: Before Marriage ::

Boy: Finally the day come

Girl: Would you leave me?

Boy: No way don’t ever think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes of course

Girl: Is there any other girl in your life?

Boy: No, not at all.

Girl: Do you live with me rest of your life?

Boy: Yes Dear!

Girl: Oh, Dear

:: After Marriage ::

Read it from down to top.

imaginary wife

Bravo — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:18:52 +0000

A poem for bachelor boys:

Aisi apni wife hot,

5.5″ jis ki hight ho,

Chehra jis ka bright ho,

Weight jis ka light ho,

Thori si wo quiet ho,

Beauty multiply by twice ho,

Favorite color white ho,

Makeup thora light ho,

Zulfein dynamite hot,

Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,

jaise Coke Diet ho,

Saari pehan kar jab chalay,

tu aisay lagay k Switzerland ki flight ho,

Agar aisi apni wife ho,

To kia haseen apni life ho.

satisfied woman

Bravo — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:17:47 +0000

Behind every Successful man

there is a satisfied woman.

But behind every satisfied woman.

there is an exausted man.

love and arrange

Bravo — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:14:03 +0000

Difference between Love and Arrange Marriage.

Hum khud ja kar kunway me giren

to wo love marriage hai.

10 lob mil kar dhakka dein

to wo arrange marriage hai.

evolution of man

postman — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 12:01:29 +0000

Evolution of Man:

Without Marriage “Spider Man”

On Marriage Day “Super Man”

After Marriage “Gentle Man”

If wife is beautiful then rest of life

“Watch Man”

go for anniversary

Bravo — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:21:05 +0000

Man asked to his wife:

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said: Some where I have never been!

Man said: How about the kitchen?

things in boys room!

postman — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:10:35 +0000

Things in boys room!

Before Marriage:

Perfumes

Love Letters

Gifts

Friendship Cards

After Marriage:

Pain Killers

Loan Papers

Unpaid Bills

List for Shopping

Happy Unmarried Life

Difference between boyfriend and husband

Ali — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:38:25 +0000

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

If marriages are made in heaven

Ali — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:37:54 +0000

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

Before & after marriage

Ali — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:37:26 +0000

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Because married men are more obedient.

Ali — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:36:55 +0000

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Only true friends stand by u

Ali — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:36:25 +0000

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

Remember your wife birthday

Ali — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:35:54 +0000

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

What was the first thing

Ali — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:35:08 +0000

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women

Ali — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:33:42 +0000

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Before and after marriage

Ali — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:33:09 +0000

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

Man needs a poison

Ali — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:32:38 +0000

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

I was a fool when I married you.

Ali — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:31:20 +0000

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.

Ali — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:30:52 +0000

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Thought of long life

Ali — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:30:25 +0000

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Last chance to run away

Ali — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:29:45 +0000

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

A Blind wife and a deaf husband.

Ali — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:27:18 +0000

A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne