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Taste this SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well….. BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,

Tu chand mangay main chand dedon, tu raat mangay me raat dedon, tu dil mange me dil dedon, tu jaan mange . . . Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi

Arz kia hay, Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, . . . . Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

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Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt main muskurana chahiye… Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai… SMS ki achi khasi File hai… Phir bhi SMS nahi karte… yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

A monkey has been severely injured

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

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