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You Should Be On TV

postman — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 03:00:06 +0000

Boy: How do I play the guitar?
Girl: You should be on TV for your talent neutral
Boy: Am I so good??? Very Happy :O
Girl: If you were on TV,
I can at least switch it off

T-Shirt of A Girl

postman — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 03:00:48 +0000

A very caring sentence written on the

T-Shirt of a girl walking on the road.

“You are not looking at the road right now,

please be careful”

Sing Your Favorite Song

postman — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 23:00:51 +0000

When ever you have a problem

just sing your favorite song.

You will realize that,

The problem is better than your voice..!!

Clever Sales Girl

postman — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 23:00:42 +0000

Clever Sales Girl

Height 0f Insult

A boy in a book store.

Do you have book called

”Men- The perfect intelligence”?

Sales girl: ” The comic department is on the other side”

sms karna hi para

postman — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 07:00:23 +0000

Kami nay
Kami nay
Kami nay
Kaminay
Kaminay Kaminay
Kaminay
Kaminay Kaminay

Aap ki
“KAMI-Nay”
Itna udaas Kar Diya
K
Hum ko SMS Krna Hi Para. :-….

masala laga k

postman — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 18:55:43 +0000

2 Pyaz
3 Lasan
50 Gm Zira
3 Pao Mirch
2 Spøøn Namak
1 Cup Water
Aur
Thora sa Hara Danya

Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hain?

apKo
bewaqof
Aur
Wo B Masala laga k.

Love inspires Envy

postman — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 03:00:22 +0000

Love inspires Envy.

Envy endangers Spite.

Spite spawns Fallacies.

Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho

jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya

middle finger

postman — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 18:55:34 +0000

Sometimes there are no words

to describe how we feel

about some people in this life.

BUT

Thank God we have a middle finger…. !;-)

think before you react

postman — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 18:55:12 +0000

When someone insults you.

Think before you react.

It takes 72 muscles to get angry,

14 to smile

but

Only 4 muscles to take your hands up and say DAFA DUR

It is advisable to over react

when someone touches you

postman — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 11:00:28 +0000

When someone touches you

& you don’t feel it. Its ignorance.

When someone touches you

& you feel it. It is love

When nobody touches you

& you feel it, It is allergy “khurrak”

A To Z Lie

postman — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 03:00:59 +0000

You are…
A for Active
B for Best
C for Cute
D for Dashing
E for Excellant
F for Friendly
G for Great..
.
.
that’s it

I can’t lie till Z.

your last sms

postman — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:00:03 +0000

D e k h o

S o c h o

G h o r

K a r o

O r

Y a d k a r o

L a s t S M S

K ab

K i y a t h a

Khud hi sharm aye gi apni kanjosi par.

CheechÖÖ CheechÖÖ ChÄ ChÄ

Bravo — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 07:00:07 +0000

CheechÖÖ
    CheechÖÖ
        ChÄ ChÄ
Mobile Pe
    ChÖÖhÄ
       NaachÄ
Mobile Nay
  TÖÖÑ TÖÖÑ
      Bajaya
ChÖÖha
    M$G
    Parhnay
       Aaya:-)

fashion without brain

Bravo — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 07:00:03 +0000

Today a phone without wire is fashion.

One day will come…

when human without brain will be a fashion .

On that day…

My friend, U’ll Rock. trust me…;-)

secret of a happy married life

Bravo — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 18:55:43 +0000

The secret of a happy married life.
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Oye,

hoye,

Sadqe jaun

shadi hui ni r secret janne ki itni bechaini

the most deserving Idiot

postman — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:00:26 +0000

Please don’t see new Indian movie “3 IDIOTS”

Because you are not chosen for the movie.

We all protest against this

because you are the most deserving Idiot

existing in the world

how intelligent you are

Bravo — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 11:00:20 +0000

Select any 1 bird then

I will tell how intelligent you are.

Lion!

Tiger!

Cat!

Dog!

Horse!

Goat!

Monkey!

Nobody SMS Me

postman — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 04:00:08 +0000

When nobody miss me,

When nobody cares for me,

When Everybody ignores me,

Nobody SMS me,

Then I sit in a corner,

Fold my arms and say,

‘Kanjar Ne Saarey’

Can you swim? If no, dog is better than you

iPhone — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:45:43 +0000

American: Can U swim?

Pthan: No

American: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pthan: Can u swim?

American: Yes

Pathan: den wts da Dfferenc btwn u & Dog

If I could swim, I d come out there and kick your butt!

What is 1+4+3?

iPhone — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:00:28 +0000

Wat is 1+4+3 ?

I+Love+U

I+Like+U

I+Miss+U

I+Kiss+U

1+4+3 Means

1+4+3 = 8

MATHS pe Dehaan do..

ROMANCE pe nahi

How To Send SMS

Bravo — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:00:05 +0000

Press Unlock

Then *

Keypad Active

Now Go To

Messages

& Then

Inbox

Now Select Some

Good Messages

Forward To Me!

Logon Ko SMS Send Karny Ka

Tarika B Batana Parta Jai

want to hear your voice

postman — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:00:39 +0000

When I miss you,

I read your SMS.

When I want to see you,

I close my eyes.

and

When I want to hear your voice,

I simply throw a stone over a crow!

Kaa’n. kaa’n

soft drink ambassadors

postman — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:00:26 +0000

soft drink ambassadors

PEPSI ke liye Kareena,

THUMBSUP ke liye Akshay,

FANTA ke liye Rani,

COCACOLA ke liye ASH.

HARPIC ke liye you.

Ha!ha!ha!

you can lose only what you have

postman — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 07:00:09 +0000

As years go by

you may lose your

hair, teeth and eyes sight

but not the

Talent, Smartness, brightness and intelligence

bcoz you can lose only what you have.

put your mobile also into well

postman — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:00:37 +0000

Think well,

Plan well,

Do well,

Sleep well,

Play well,

Laugh well and

Put your mobile also into well,

Bcoz you are not Messaging me Well

give you a shower

postman — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:00:18 +0000

If I was dog and you were flower

I would raise my leg and give you a shower!

you are a gifted person

postman — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:00:15 +0000

All people have 5 senses

some might have 6.

You are a gifted person,

you have the 7th sense.

NONSENSE

stupid gate keeper

postman — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:00:34 +0000

dear friend,

I want to meet you,

I want to talk with you,

I want to spend time with you,

But this stupid gate keeper saying

“ZOO CLOSED”

don’t smoke, don’t drink

Bravo — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 03:00:21 +0000

If you don’t smoke, don’t drink,

don’t tell lie , dont cheat

don’t have a boy/girl friend don’t play card.

then visit our websit.

WWW.LANAT TERI JAWANI tay.COM

some viruses cannot be deleted

Bravo — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:00:27 +0000

One day God tested me,

He erased all my memory

& asked do you remember anyone?

I told your name.

God smiled & said

“some viruses cannot be deleted”.

praise you all the time

Bravo — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:59:15 +0000

U ¤ ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤¤

U R ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤¤

U R S¤ ¤¤¤¤¤

U R SO ¤¤¤¤¤

U R SO ¤¤¤¤T

U R SO ¤¤¤ET

U R SO ¤¤EET

“U R SO DhEET”

I can’t praise you all the time.

ApKi Kahani Hmari Zubani

Bravo — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:00:58 +0000

“ApKi Kahani
Hmari Zubani”

Apk paas dimagh hy
Chlta nhi alag bat hy

Ap smart hain
Koi manta nhi alag baat hy

Ap shareef hain
Lgte nhi alag baat hy

Ap k paas mob hy
Call nhi krte alag baat hy

kafi izzat hy apki
Koi karta nhi alag baat hy

apki bisti ho rhi hy pr ap phir b hans rhy hain alag bat hy.

sitting in front of computer

postman — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 05:00:56 +0000

Think you are sitting in front of computer,

what will computer think…?

Intel inside…, ‘mental outside..’

two special parts of brain

Bravo — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 07:00:59 +0000

Your brain is special.

It has 2 parts LEFT and RIGHT.

In right, nothing LEFT.

In left, nothing RIGHT.

oh no ik aur angel

Bravo — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:00:58 +0000

Jub “HUM” paida huey to shaitan ne kaha:

Oh No ik aur “ANGLE”

Lakin jub “AAP” paida huey to shaitan Bola:

Acha saady naal “COMPETITION”*._.*

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly

mobile pickle is ready

postman — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:59:00 +0000

Wash your cell phone with water

Dry in sunlite

Cut into pieces

Add salt, vinegar other spices

Mix well

Mobile pickle is ready

SMS to krna nai, Mobile ka achar dal lo

brain never used before

Bravo — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:00:10 +0000

If I need “Brain Transplantation”

I will prefer your brain.

Don’t think that you are a genius.

I need a brain which is never used before

woman in heaven

Bravo — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 03:00:14 +0000

What do you call a woman in heaven? – An Angel.

A crowd of woman in heaven? – A host of Angels.

And all woman in heaven? – PEACE ON EARTH!

dog is better than you

postman — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 09:00:59 +0000

American: do you know swimming?

Indian: no

American: dog is better than you, it swims

Indian: do you know swimming?

American: yes

Indian: then what’s the difference between you and dog.

send sms to 20 friends

Bravo — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:00:24 +0000

Doing SMS is always fun.

send sms to 20 friends.
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10 friends never read it.
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5 friends delete it.
.
.

4 friends inbox is already full.

Only one poor friend read the complete sms

nobody knows the fact

Bravo — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:00:26 +0000

Some Idiots says,

Behind every successful man,

there is a woman.

But nobody knows the fact That

Women go, only behind successful men.

You=lovely

Laiq — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 01:00:57 +0000

You=lovely

You=perfect

You=beautiful

You=amazing

You=sweet

You=cute

You=genius

You=fantastic

You=fabulous

Me=liar

Quickly see your driving license

Laiq — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 04:00:56 +0000

Have you seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?

No???

Quickly see your driving license.

sardar driving a jeep in jungle

Who Wants to be a MILLIONAIRE

Laiq — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 03:00:50 +0000

Who Wants to be a MILLIONAIRE Let”s play?

Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt

B.Wanker

C.Rsole

D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!

think like that

postman — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:00:08 +0000

I
am
not
Decent

I
am
not
Good

I
am
Stupid

I
am
Mental

I
am
Idiot

Why you think like that,

Whatever you are,

You are my Friend.

give a smile daily

Bravo — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:00:06 +0000

Smile is a language of Love,

Smile is a way to Success,

Smile is to win the Hearts,

Smile improves your Personality,

So,

“Brush Properly”

select a day in week

postman — Fri, 29 May 2009 03:00:21 +0000

Please select a day in week.

1. Sunday.
2. Monday.
3. Tuesday.
4. Wednesday.
5. Thursday.
6. Friday.
7. Saturday.

and take a bath that day thanks…:-).

Please select a day

postman — Sat, 23 May 2009 23:00:45 +0000

Please select a day

1. Sunday.
2. Monday.
3. Tue.
4. Wed.
5. Thur.
6. Fri.
7. Sat.

and take bath on that day. Thanks

Select any symbol 4 ur lifepartner

Chalo SMS karo

Bravo — Tue, 19 May 2009 22:00:02 +0000

Dil ne kaha, Chalo SMS karo

Phir Socha, DIL TO PAGAL HAI

Phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,

Jisko karna hai

Wo Kon Sa “quaid e azam” hai.

If ever I was rude to you

Bravo — Mon, 18 May 2009 00:00:32 +0000

If ever I was rude to you.

If ever I was angry at you.

If ever I misbehaved with you.

then

dont hesitate

JUST SLAP URSELF!

It must be your fault

If ever I was rude to u