in honour of offer
She offered him Honour. He honoured her offer. Then the whole night, in honour of her offer. He was “on her” and “off her”.
imaginary wife
A poem for bachelor boys: Aisi apni wife hot, 5.5″ jis ki hight ho, Chehra jis ka bright ho, Weight jis ka light ho, Thori si wo quiet ho, Beauty multiply by twice ho, Favorite color white ho, Makeup thora light ho, Zulfein dynamite hot, Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay, jaise Coke Diet ho, [...]
don’t cheat like me
Today is International Handsome Boys and Beautiful Girls day! So send this message to someone who looks smart and cute… Be true.. Don’t cheat like me
never reject any girls
Never ever reject any girls in your life..! Because, A good girls gives you happiness. and Bad girls gives you experience!
good and very good girls
difference between good girls and very good girls. Good girls open few buttons when environment is hot. Very good girls open all buttons to make environment hot.
cancel a date
Always remember: When a girl cancels a date it is because She “Has To” and When a boy cancels a date it si becasuse He “Has Two”
shave in a day
Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.? Boy: 30 to 40 times. Girl: are you mad.? Boy: no I am hairstylist.