Girl n Boy SMS
similarity between a girl & petrol
What’s the similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both are explosive 2. both are hot 3. both are dangerous when kept in open
Girl Checks Her Weight
A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg . Removes Sandal = 56. Then Dupatta = 52 Now Coins Finished……. . A Boy In A Queue Behind Her Said You Carry On, I Have Coins!
boy and gril on first meeting
How Boy and girl on first meeting think about each other. Girl : kitna seedha larka hey Boy : kitni sexy bachi hey Girl : kitna nice behavior hey Boy : kya zalim figure hey Girl : well educated lagta hey Boy : sali chaalu lagti hey Girl : dressing zabardast ki hey Boy : [...]
kiss ker k bhaag jao
Boy: Ager main tumhein kiss ker k bhaag jaon to? Girl:To main samjhon gi k ik larka jo pura paper ker sakta tha wo objective likh k bhaag gaya
Kaash Menu Rab ne Nika jeya Brush banaya honda
BOY: Kaash Menu Rab ne Nika jeya Brush banaya honda. Te ma Tere Waalan vich Phirda. GIRL: Te jay Thora jeya Wada banaya honda, te ma Tenu Flush vich phayrdi
I am not rich like rohit
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Dear! Look into my eyes
Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.What you see?Tell me…! Girl- True love. Boy- O anni di e! Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya? kad cheti…. Vadi aai true love di..