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All Girls Are Beautiful

postman — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 23:00:55 +0000

All girls are beautiful
after lights are switched off…(shakespear)
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All boys are innocent
before lights are switched off..! (shakespear’s wife)

The Reaction of Love

postman — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 07:00:30 +0000

The Reaction of Love

Girl1: I am in love
Girl2: Who is he?
Girl3: How dose he look?
Girl4: What color?
Girl5: How tall is he?
Girl6: What is he doing?
After full inspection all d girls:
B careful he might be a bad guy.
Girl 1: OK…!

Now same situation…

Boy1: I a in love
Boy2: it’s party time
Boy3: where is the party
Boy4: through us a party
Boy5: wow let’s have a party
Boy6: party party party…!

Bad Luck Poor Boy

postman — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:00:12 +0000

girl: hi baby! Smile
boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)

girl: are u there??
boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)

girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
boy: honey im not…. im here..
(sending failed)

girl: ok! it’s over; dont u ever talk to me again!
boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >_<
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(message sent)

GIRLS CLEVER LANGUAGE

postman — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 23:00:12 +0000

GIRLS CLEVER LANGUAGE

If She Don’t Text You
Its Because She’s Waiting For You To Text Her

When She Walks Away From You Mad
Follow Her

When Shes Quiet
Ask Her What’s Wrong

When She Ignores You
Give Her Your Attention

When She Pushes YOU AWAY
Pull Her BACK

When You See Her Crying
Wipe Her Tears & Ask What’s Wrong

When She Says Go Away
just Go Close To Her & Give Her Hug

Proposal or Weather Report

postman — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 03:00:07 +0000

Boy: You are sunshine of my life,
without you life is cloudy,
you are in my heart like rainy water for barren land

Girl: Janu! Is it proposal or weather report?

Principle’s Daughter

postman — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 03:00:54 +0000

Boy: You know the principle is an idiot!!!
Girl: do you know who I am?
Boy: No!
Girl: I’m the principle’s daughter!!
Boy: and do you know who I am?
Girl: No….
Boy: Thank Goodness !

Send Me Some Good Jokes

postman — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 03:00:38 +0000

Girl: Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes.

BOY: Sorry Main Namaz pharny ja raha hun..

Girl: Hahahaaa, Bas isi tarah k 2, 3 or send kar do..:..

Girls Are Like Internet Virus

postman — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 03:00:28 +0000

Girl is an Internet VIRUS.

She enters in your life,

SCAN your pockets,

EDIT your mind,

DOWNLOAD her problem,

DELETE your smile and

HANG your life.

So keep distance from girls.

A Girl Dialed Her Own Number

postman — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 23:00:23 +0000

A girl dialed her own number

from her boyfriend’s cell

to see her name saved in list

like Doll or sweetie.

She was shocked to see
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Rasheed plumber

Dies For You Everyday

postman — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 23:00:21 +0000

Boy To Girl: Why d0 you love a rose,

which dies in a day.

But don’t love me,

who dies for you everyday?

Girl Replied:
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Oye hoye … Dialogue!!

FACEBOOK Status

postman — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 23:00:08 +0000

STRANGE REALITY OF FACEBOOK:

Girl Status: I am feeling sad.. 952 comments

Boy Status: I am going to commit suicide .. 2 likes.

Wish With True Heart

postman — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 23:00:54 +0000

Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best

Girl: All the best to you too

But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed

Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

Boy Without Girlfriend

postman — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 05:10:45 +0000

Simplest Truth !

The Boy Who Sends More
Forward Messages
To All
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Is The One
Who Does Not Have
A Girlfriend . . . =P =D.

A Sweet And Innocent Girl

postman — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 03:00:46 +0000

Why boys are so careless and irresponsible??

Coz they know that somewhere

a sweet and innocent girl

is learning to be responsible for them.

Google Girl

postman — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 03:00:12 +0000

A nice pick-up line:

Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.?

Girl: No-But why..?

Boy: bcoz you have all the things I’m searching for….!

Height of BAD LUCK

postman — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 11:00:39 +0000

Height of BAD LUCK:

A boy & a girl met last time for their BREAK-UP.

Girl’s father caught them.

Now they are a Married Couple!! xD

What Do You See

postman — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 11:00:55 +0000

GIRL: I Have A Question For You.

BOY: Alright, Ask Me.

GIRL: What Do You See When You Look In My Eyes?

BOY: You Honestly Wanna Know?

GIRL: Yeah !!……

BOY: My Future

Undefined Things of Boys

postman — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 18:55:29 +0000

Undefined Things of Boys

1) Tum na bahut wo ho
(now what the hell is ‘wo’) =))

2) Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi
(no one will ever know what was their ‘umeed’) :/

3) Tum pehle jaisi nahi rahi
(they will themselves change you as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O

4) Sach batana, mai kaisa hun
(do they really mean when they say ‘sach batana’) =D

5) I am very selfish na
(and they want you to say no dear you are not) :>

Good Girls Are Found

postman — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 18:55:46 +0000

Excellent saying by a crazy boy

Good girls are found in every corner of earth

But unfortunately earth is round.

Girls Never Understand What Boys Say

postman — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 18:47:43 +0000

A boy was driving a car,

a girl was trying to overtake him rashly.

Boy: “Hey…Buffalo!”

Girl Shouts back: “You Pig, Donkey, Stupid!”

Then she accidents and hits

the buffalo crossing the road.

Moral: Girls never understand what boys say!

boys are intelligent than girls

postman — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 18:55:33 +0000

Boy: Boys are intelligent than girls!

Girl: Any proof ?

Boy: You always say intelliGENTS

but you never say intelliLADIES!

“Great people Great thoughts.”

expected answers of girls and boys

postman — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 11:00:53 +0000

Larka izhar e mohabat kary to larki k ye 5 jawab hosaktay ha:
1) No
2) Yes
3) Aapko dost samjhti hun
4) I m engaged
5) I love someone else

Aur larki izhar e mohabat kary to larkay k 5 jawab ye hongay:

1)Haan
2)yes
3)ok
4)alright
5)me too…
Boyz ka dil, dil nahi darya hota hai.

membership to flirt with girls

postman — Sat, 29 May 2010 14:25:33 +0000

Boy: will you be my friend.?

Girl: my parents will not allow me?

Boy: very strange.

what do you think,

that my parents bring me the

membership to flirt with girls.

chemistry girls

postman — Sat, 22 May 2010 17:47:34 +0000

A chemistry student purposing a Girl:

I love you more than an electron

wants to attract towards proton.

Girl: oye sulphur dioxide,

apna zinc sulphide jesa face

ley k foran yahan se reduce hoja,

is se pehly k tujhy oxidize kardun

or tu reacti0n k kabil b na rahy.

master key

postman — Wed, 12 May 2010 11:00:57 +0000

Girl: It’s unfair that if a boy have

a different girl every week, he’s a legend,

but if a girl have just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.

Boy: If a key opens lots of locks,

then it’s a master key,

but if a lock is opened by lots of keys,

then it’s a shitty lock.

girl want something from boy

postman — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 03:00:39 +0000

girl want something from boy

Girl: neend me ho to sapne bhejo!

jaag rahe ho to yaadein bhejo!

ro rahe ho to aansu bhejo!

sms parh rahe ho to reply bhejo!

Boy: toilet me hun, kya bhejun?:-D

boy girl police station

postman — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 06:06:09 +0000

BOY: come with me…

GIRL: where?

BOY: wherever you like.

GIRL: OK let’s go to Police Station.

BOY: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nahi kar sakta!

sweet age of true relationship

postman — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 15:00:42 +0000

Sweet age of true relationship

Small girl & boy are seen crying together.

When asked why?

Girl says: My doll has broken

Boy says: I M crying bcz my doll is crying

ways to impress a girl

Bravo — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 13:00:28 +0000

WAYS TO IMPRESS A GIRL

Respect her
Protect her
Care her
Obey her
Sacrifice for her

HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?

Just Smile
Gameover!

smart futuristic husband

postman — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:00:32 +0000

A child said to the sales girl in a sweets shop:

Miss will you marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled and said yes

Child said: can you give your future husband a free chocolate

new car or new girlfriend

Bravo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:00:33 +0000

When a boy opens the door

of his car for his girlfriend,

you can be sure of one thing:

either the car is new or the girlfriend

to end the relation

Bravo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:00:00 +0000

We Are Just Friends

Girls use this sentence; when they want to start the relation.

Boys use it; when they want to end the relation.

But I really love you!

Bravo — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:00:25 +0000

Boy: I am not rich like rohit,

I don’t even have a bid car like rohit.

But I really love you!

Girl: I love you too,

but tell me more about rohit.

A girl comes late to class

postman — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:00:07 +0000

A girl comes late to class.

Professor: Why are you late?

Girl: Sir a boy was following me.

Professor: So how did you got late?

Girl: Sir the boy was moving very slow.

similarity between a girl & petrol

Bravo — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 07:00:07 +0000

What’s the similarity between a girl & petrol?

1. both are explosive

2. both are hot

3. both are dangerous when kept in open

Girl Checks Her Weight

Bravo — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:00:15 +0000

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .

Removes Sandal = 56.

Then Dupatta = 52

Now Coins Finished…….

A Boy In A Queue Behind Her

Said

You Carry On,

I Have Coins!

boy and gril on first meeting

Bravo — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:00:03 +0000

How Boy and girl on first meeting think about each other.

Girl : kitna seedha larka hey

Boy : kitni sexy bachi hey

Girl : kitna nice behavior hey

Boy : kya zalim figure hey

Girl : well educated lagta hey

Boy : sali chaalu lagti hey

Girl : dressing zabardast ki hey

Boy : thora aur light dress hota to maza aajata

Girl : agar razi hogaya to is sey shadi kar k hi chorongi

Boy : aik baar razi to ho jaye phir……..

kiss ker k bhaag jao

postman — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 01:00:48 +0000

Boy: Ager main tumhein kiss ker k bhaag jaon to?
Girl:To main samjhon gi k
ik larka jo pura paper ker sakta tha
wo objective likh k bhaag gaya

Kaash Menu Rab ne Nika jeya Brush banaya honda

Laiq — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 03:00:42 +0000

BOY:

Kaash Menu Rab ne Nika jeya Brush banaya honda.

Te ma Tere Waalan vich Phirda.

GIRL:

Te jay Thora jeya Wada banaya honda,

te ma Tenu Flush vich phayrdi

I am not rich like rohit

Laiq — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:00:06 +0000

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit.

But I really love you!

Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Dear! Look into my eyes

Laiq — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 05:00:22 +0000

Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.What you see?Tell me…!

Girl- True love.

Boy- O anni di e!

Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya? kad cheti…. Vadi aai true love di..

WORLD IS ONLY for GIRLS

Laiq — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:00:04 +0000

WORLD IS ONLY for GIRLS

If A Girl Laughs Loudly

She Is Cheerful

If A Boy Laughs Loudly He Is Manner less

If A Girl Talks Sweetly

She Is Charming

If A Boy Talks Sweetly

He Is A Flirt

If A Girl Is Shopping

She Is Trendy

If A Boy Is Shopping

He Is Wasting Money

If A Girl Is Silent

She Is Feeling Sad

If A Boy Is Silent He Is Being Rude

If Girls Walk In A Group

Its A Group

If Boys Walk In A Group

Its A GANG

Kuri Na Hui,

Frishta Ho gai

can i replace it

postman — Thu, 21 May 2009 23:00:33 +0000

Cutest proposal

“do u hug your teddy bear while sleeping at night… ???”

Girl - “yes”

Boy – “can i replace it for the rest of your life… ???”

nothign can replace you

mere 2 affairs hain

Bravo — Thu, 07 May 2009 05:00:06 +0000

Girl: Najomi say ! mere 2 affairs hain.

Un dono mai kis k sath shadi hogi ?

Wo khushnasib kaun hoga?

NAJOMI : Pehle se shadi hogi aur dusra khushnasib hoga.

multi boyfrnds

Bravo — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:48:17 +0000

Today’s girl havng multi Boyfrndz::

Jaaz Boyfrnd: hello darling
Girl: Aur Sunao

Ufone Boyfrnd: kya tumhre dil me main hu?
Girl: Tum hi to ho

Zong Boyfrnd: tumhe Chand kahun phool kahun,,,kya kahun?
Girl: sab keh do

Telenor Boyfrnd: kya har larki bewafa hoti hai?
Girl: yahi hai dhun sab ki.

I love you too

postman — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 21:30:55 +0000

Boy and girl in restaurant

Boy: I love you

Girl: I don’t love you

Boy: Think again?

Girl: No no and no

Boy: waiter, bring separate bills.

Girl: ok ok….I love you too

3 male or 2 female

Bravo — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:43:39 +0000

Girl: kya kr rhy ho?

Boy: Makhiyan mar rha hu

Girl: ktni mari?

Boy: 3male or 2female

Girl: Kse malom?

Boy: 3 shrab ki bottle se chipki hui thi or 2 fone se.

YOU HAVE GOT A MALE

fastest ways of communication

postman — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:11:03 +0000

Three fastest ways of communication

3. Telephone

2. Television

1. Tell a woman
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If Need more speed

Also advise her

“KISY NU DASSI NA”

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

iPhone — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:09:00 +0000

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

Boy: Long Drive Par..!!

Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?

Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

few seconds to hate

postman — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:46:43 +0000

Girl and Boy Fact:

A girl takes too much time to Love

and few seconds to hate.

A boy takes take few seconds to love

and too much time to hate.