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ways to impress a girl

By Bravo on February 22, 2010

WAYS TO IMPRESS A GIRL
Respect her
Protect her
Care her
Obey her
Sacrifice for her
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?
Just Smile
Gameover!

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smart futuristic husband

By postman on February 3, 2010

A child said to the sales girl in a sweets shop:
Miss will you marry me when I grow up.
Girl smiled and said yes
Child said: can you give your future husband a free chocolate

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new car or new girlfriend

By Bravo on November 9, 2009

When a boy opens the door
of his car for his girlfriend,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the girlfriend

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to end the relation

By Bravo on November 4, 2009

We Are Just Friends
Girls use this sentence; when they want to start the relation.
Boys use it; when they want to end the relation.

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But I really love you!

By Bravo on October 7, 2009

Boy: I am not rich like rohit,
I don’t even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too,
but tell me more about rohit.

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A girl comes late to class

By postman on October 5, 2009

A girl comes late to class.
Professor: Why are you late?
Girl: Sir a boy was following me.
Professor: So how did you got late?
Girl: Sir the boy was moving very slow.

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similarity between a girl & petrol

By Bravo on September 18, 2009

What’s the similarity between a girl & petrol?
1. both are explosive
2. both are hot
3. both are dangerous when kept in open

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