Girl n Boy SMS

boys are intelligent than girls

Boy: Boys are intelligent than girls!

Girl: Any proof ?

Boy: You always say intelliGENTS

but you never say intelliLADIES! :-D

“Great people Great thoughts.” ;)

expected answers of girls and boys

Larka izhar e mohabat kary to larki k ye 5 jawab hosaktay ha:
1) No
2) Yes
3) Aapko dost samjhti hun
4) I m engaged
5) I love someone else

Aur larki izhar e mohabat kary to larkay k 5 jawab ye hongay:

1)Haan
2)yes
3)ok
4)alright
5)me too…
Boyz ka dil, dil nahi darya hota hai. ;-)

membership to flirt with girls

Boy: will you be my friend.?

Girl: my parents will not allow me?

Boy: very strange.

what do you think,

that my parents bring me the

membership to flirt with girls.

chemistry girls

A chemistry student purposing a Girl:

I love you more than an electron

wants to attract towards proton.

Girl: oye sulphur dioxide,

apna zinc sulphide jesa face

ley k foran yahan se reduce hoja,

is se pehly k tujhy oxidize kardun

or tu reacti0n k kabil b na rahy.

master key

Girl: It’s unfair that if a boy have

a different girl every week, he’s a legend,

but if a girl have just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.

Boy: If a key opens lots of locks,

then it’s a master key,

but if a lock is opened by lots of keys,

then it’s a shitty lock.

girl want something from boy

girl want something from boy

Girl: neend me ho to sapne bhejo!

jaag rahe ho to yaadein bhejo!

ro rahe ho to aansu bhejo!

sms parh rahe ho to reply bhejo!

Boy: toilet me hun, kya bhejun?:-D

boy girl police station

BOY: come with me…

GIRL: where?

BOY: wherever you like.

GIRL: OK let’s go to Police Station.

BOY: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nahi kar sakta!

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