By postman on June 20, 2010
Boy: Boys are intelligent than girls!
Girl: Any proof ?
Boy: You always say intelliGENTS
but you never say intelliLADIES!
“Great people Great thoughts.”
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By postman on June 10, 2010
Larka izhar e mohabat kary to larki k ye 5 jawab hosaktay ha:
1) No
2) Yes
3) Aapko dost samjhti hun
4) I m engaged
5) I love someone else
Aur larki izhar e mohabat kary to larkay k 5 jawab ye hongay:
1)Haan
2)yes
3)ok
4)alright
5)me too…
Boyz ka dil, dil nahi darya hota hai.
Posted in Girl n Boy SMS |
By postman on May 29, 2010
Boy: will you be my friend.?
Girl: my parents will not allow me?
Boy: very strange.
what do you think,
that my parents bring me the
membership to flirt with girls.
Posted in Girl n Boy SMS |
By postman on May 22, 2010
A chemistry student purposing a Girl:
I love you more than an electron
wants to attract towards proton.
Girl: oye sulphur dioxide,
apna zinc sulphide jesa face
ley k foran yahan se reduce hoja,
is se pehly k tujhy oxidize kardun
or tu reacti0n k kabil b na rahy.
Posted in Girl n Boy SMS |
By postman on May 12, 2010
Girl: It’s unfair that if a boy have
a different girl every week, he’s a legend,
but if a girl have just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.
Boy: If a key opens lots of locks,
then it’s a master key,
but if a lock is opened by lots of keys,
then it’s a shitty lock.
Posted in Girl n Boy SMS |
By postman on April 21, 2010
girl want something from boy
Girl: neend me ho to sapne bhejo!
jaag rahe ho to yaadein bhejo!
ro rahe ho to aansu bhejo!
sms parh rahe ho to reply bhejo!
Boy: toilet me hun, kya bhejun?:-D
Posted in Girl n Boy SMS |
By postman on April 15, 2010
BOY: come with me…
GIRL: where?
BOY: wherever you like.
GIRL: OK let’s go to Police Station.
BOY: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nahi kar sakta!
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