How Did You Know
Kid: Mom,did you see me before I was born? Mom: No, I didn’t Kid: Then after I was born how did you know its me? These kind of kids become external examiner for viva:D
ABC of Next Generation
ABC of Next Generation A- Apple, B- Bluetooth, C- Chat, D- Download, E- Email, F- Facebook, G- Google, H- HewlettPackard, I- Iphone, J- Java, K- Kingston, L- Laptop, M- Messenger, N- Nero, O- Orkut, P- Picasa, Q- Quicktime, R- RAM, S- Server, T- TouchScreen, U- Usb, V- Vista, W- WiFi, X- XP, Y- YouTube, Z- [...]
PRETTY PIA AIR HOSTESS
PRETTY PIA AIR HOSTESS TO PASSENGER: WILL YOU TAKE MEAL? PASSENGER: WHAT ARE THE CHOICES? . . . . . . . AIR HOSTESS : YES OR NO…!
Height of Facebook
Height of Facebook . BOY to GIRL: what do u like? . . . . . . . . . . GIRL: I like salman khan,amir khan & 52 other pages :p
Funny Facts of Indian Movies
Funny Facts of Indian Movies 1. Atleast one of the identical twins is born evil.! 2. while defusing a bomb, dnt worry which wire to cut, You will alwayz choose the right one! 3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up, but will show pain wen a woman is trying to clean [...]
Who Is A Boy?
Who is a boy? . A boy is the most beautiful part of Gods creation. . he starts compromising at a very tender age. . He sacrifices his chocolates & toys for his sister. Then he sacrifices his pocket money 4 his gf. He also sacrifices his cigarette and beer for friends. He sacrifices his [...]
Pakistani Rickshaw Statements
Pakistani Rickshaw Statements . Qismat Aazma chuka hun, Muqaddar aazma raha hun. Kisi be-wafa ki khatir, Riksha chala raha hun . Sawari Labbay na Labbay, Speed Ek So Nabbay.. . Jis ne Maa ko Sataya, Us ne Riksha chalaya.. . Lag gai te rozi, Na Lagi tey roza.. . daikhnay main doli, Chalnay main goli.. [...]