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2 Lovers plan to suicide

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

Dream makes everything possible

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush your Teeth

I”m just happy that cows can”t fly

Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye, I don”t worry I don”t cry, I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!

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Who said English is easy

Who said English is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….

Ek bat btana

Ek bat btana jhoot mat bolna is bat ko mazak mat samujna. kuch kuch batin mazak nahin hotin such such batana . . . . . . . . . . . Tuwadi . v Light jandi ay?

Ek charsi eyes donate kerne gaya

Ek charsi eyes donate kerne gaya. After operation DR Askd: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Charsi: Jisko b ankhen lagao, Usy bta dena ye 2 kash laganay k bad khulti hain

Ek mobile repair krne wale ko motion lag gaye

Ek mobile repair krne wale ko motion lag gaye, to wo doctor ko yu batany lga.. Doctor sahib subha se network khrab hy. Mis bell pe outgoing bilkul free ho rahi hy, tarah tarah ki ringtones baj rahi hain, pait mein balance bilkul nahi rehta, jitna load karo sara khtm.

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