Mareez Nurse se:
Pani pilado…!
Nurse: kya pyas lagi hai?
Mareez (ghusse se):
“Nahi”
Gala check karna hai kahi se “LEEK” to nahi….!
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Some Interesting Smile Bits
Some Interesting Smile Bits
Bit # 1 An interesting line written at the back 0f biker’s T shirt
“if you are able to read this please tell me my girl friend has fallen 0ff”
Bit # 2 At the beginning of married life, every girl treat her husband like a GOD…. Later 0n somehow the alphabatics are reversed…
Bit # 3 Most of the relations fail not bc0z of the absence of love, love is always there …. Its just that one loves t0o much and other loves t0o many.., 
Oxygen Is More Important
People Say That You Can’t Live Without Love…
But I Think…. . .. . . . . .
Oxygen Is More Important……!:-D
sirf SMS karty hain
Pyaar karne waale log Telenor se baat karte ha
Knjus log ZonG se baat karte ha
Ameer Jazz se
Khubsurt Ufone se
Ziddi Warid se
Lekin zaheen log kabhi baat nahi kartey
wo sirf SMS karty hain.
heavily make-up Khusra
A foreigner walking down a street in Lahore
saw a heavily make-up” Khusra”
He asked madam, are you a ” Prostitute”?
She replied : N0 Darling. I’m a Substitute
Think different, Do different
There is nothing greater than parents in this world.
So go get married and become parents.
Think different, Do different…
constantly being kissed
The most wacky definition of high heels:
A device invented by short women,
who were fed up by constantly
being kissed on the forehead !! B-)