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By postman on November 21, 2009
Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
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Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
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By postman on November 19, 2009
A lady broke a signal and
was presented in front of the judge.
Lady: Your honor please let me go
I am a school teacher,
I am getting late for my class.
Judge: Aahaa so you are a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
“I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT”
5000 TIMES AND I WILL [...]
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By Bravo on November 18, 2009
Meaning of PYAAR?
It’s a group of friends sitting
around a table and smoking
and saying….
“P – YAAR”.
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By postman on November 15, 2009
Q. Who is the laziest person in the world?
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Ans. The one who invented the “snooze” option in alarm.
…;-)
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By postman on November 14, 2009
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th?
Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.
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By Bravo on November 13, 2009
The most amazing cricket match in the history.
Played on 30th September 2009
between Pakistan and Australia.
But the looser was … India!
Hahahaaa…
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By Bravo on November 13, 2009
In the corridor of a government office
was a sign board reading
“Don’t make any noise.”
Someone added the following words
“Otherwise, we might wake up”
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