live concert at sky
Live Concert At SKY *Dancer MICHEAL JAKSON *SINGERS Noor Jahan, Nusrat Fateh *POETRY BY Faraz For Free Ticket apne kareebi switch mein ungli dal dein
LOVE V/S EXAM
LOVE V/S EXAM LOVE: lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express EXAMS: lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind
smart girl will touch you
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great..! But when & where? Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
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very spicy Indian dinner
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said, now i understand Why indian use water. Tissue Can catch fire…
small enemy group is attacking
Solider to General: Sir! A small enemy group is attacking… General: Quickly bring me my red shirt… “After enemy defeat” Solider: Sir why d red shirt?? General: In red shirt if i shot, my soldiers would’nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged. Soldier: Sir 1000 enemy tanks are attacking.. GENERAL: Hurry up! Bring [...]
I’m afraid of it’s pain
Patient: Please don’t give me the injection. I’m afraid of it’s pain. Doctor: Don’t worry!! I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!
send me sms otherwise
“OYAEY” Msg Bhej Warna Teri…? . . . . . . . M M MA MA MAA MAA MAARZI Yaar ! Naaa Bheij koyi zabardasti thori hai..!
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