smart and naughty son
smart and naughty son Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkian Yeh Sab Tumhari Dushman Hai! Beta: Jo Mard Apne Dushmano Se Bhaagta Hai Woh Buzdil Hota Hai Dady
Life Was Much Better
Life Was Much Better When Apples And Blackberries Were Just Fruits! – Bill Gates
new cheap mobile
Yaar I bought a new mobile of Rs. 800 USB, infrared, bluetooth, 5 mega pixel double camera, TV receiver, touch screen, mp3 player, radio, 8GBmemory, internet with no one option there is.
name in english
Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English. Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven” Teacher: What are you talking? Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.
sentence is sure to make you laugh
This sentence is sure to make you laugh. Give it a thought. The first man who discovered milk, whoever he is, what the hell was he trying to do with the cow?
boring meeting
Two old men were at a boring meeting 1st man: it is so boring, even my hips have fallen asleep! 2nd man: I know, I heard them snoring three times.
height of patriotism
Height of patriotism. You sitting on an English toilet in Pakistani style…. Proud to be Pakistani