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Common Girls Name In Universities

Do You Know Common Girls Name In Universities

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1-Teri wali

2-meri wali

3-teri bhabhi

4-meri bhabhi

Ha
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meri pyari teacher

BETA: Abu meri teacher kitni pyari he na…!

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BAP: Beta teacher MAA k braber hoti ha.

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BETA: Aap Hmesha apne hi chakar me rehte hen.

best of extreme

Extreme of fashion?
Dhoti with zip

Extreme of secrecy?
Blank Visiting Card

Extreme of Stupidity?
-Looking through a key hole of a glass door

Extreme of kanjusi?
A sheikh after accident lying on the road giving miscalls to EDHI

Extreme of lie?
A habshi taking bath & singing
PANI MEIN JALE MERA GÖRA BADAN.

two reasons to go school

Early Morning,

Mom wakes up her son: Its time to go to school.

Son: Mama I don’t wanna go.

Mom: Give me 2 reasons for this.

Son:

1.All Children Hate Me
2.All Teachers Hate Me

Mom: That’s No Reason,You Have To go.

Son: You Give Me 2 Reasons, Why I Should Go?

Mom:

1.U R 35 Yrs Old
2.U R Principal Of the School :-) :p

what an idea

Shadeed Garmi mein

Bus Stop pe Log bus K intezar mein khare thay.

Ek Faqeer aaya,

sab se Bheek Li aur

Rickshaw mein beth k chala gaya!

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What an IDEA.. ;-)

3 rupee mein 500 sms

Larkay wale:

Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?

Larki ki amma…

Haan jii

MASHAALLAH

Rozana 3 rupee mein 500 sms krti hai.

sheikh to dhobi

Sheikh Dhobi Se

Istari k Kitne Lo Ge?

Dhobi: 15 rupay.

Sheikh 15 Rupay Rakh kar

Istari Utha kar Bhaag Gaya.

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