Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo……..
Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo…….. hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo… .. phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo… Kaisaaaaaaa
Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?
naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain? malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k tumharay sahab ka kisi larki say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main naukrani: naheeeeeeen . . . . . . sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay
Teri yaad mein humne
Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi…
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Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah! girl: can i kiss a boy? moulvi: laahulawala quwata……… girl: can i kiss u? moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya…..
Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya….. Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ap he Jal Paree. Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa
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