Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ???
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek Aurat se takra betha. Aurat chilla kar boli “Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? ” Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field” Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Man : How old is your father?
Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born
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To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa
Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
Evil made a mother-in-law.
God thought that since he couldnt b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldnt be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Ladies hostel caught Fire
Ladies hostel caught Fire It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen under control.
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