How do u spell crocodile
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”? JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo
Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay …. !
Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh
Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh, Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…;):D:D
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Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par, dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha, uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya, kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
Rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai
Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai , Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai, Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam , Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
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