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when the blue

when the blue,
I remember U,
when the moon full,
I remember U,
when rains starts,
I remember U.
Can U tell me where my umbrella.

Sometime my mind asks

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I want to see you?
Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers its simply because…..
mental patient needs more care…..Ha!Ha!Ha!…….

maine wish kyon kiya

happy birthday to u!!! tum yahi soch rahe ho na,
ki aaj tumhara birthday nahi hai,
to maine wish kyon kiya? arre,
message mera, phone mera, paise mere…
meri marji, yaar!

Dr. ke Paas

Patni: Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye
kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge?
Pati: Dusre Dr. ke Paas..

Tere gum me tarap ke mar jayenge

Tere gum me tarap ke mar jayenge,
marte waqt bhi tere name le jayenge,
god ko riswat de kar tumko vi uper
bulayenge or dono milkar kurkure khayenge.

Chaand Ko Guroor Hai

Chaand Ko Guroor Hai Ki,
Uske Pass Noor Hai To Kya Hua,
Mujhe Bhi Guroor Hai,
Ki Mera Doast Langoor Hai…Ha!Ha! Ha!!!!!

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