3 Movie tickets
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage
Jab kisi ki taraf DiL jhukne lage.. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage To TO To TO To VICKS ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo…
Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.
DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao, KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY, Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao. Good Night
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Parrot bola pathan
Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha.. Kisi nay pocha:”Yeh kon sa janwar hai?” tota(parrot) bola: “PATHAN”
Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai
Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha tha to kha kyun gayi.
Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho
Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho . . . Na koi tumharay paas ho . . . . Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho, . . . Na koi tumhari nazar main ho, . . . Tu samajh laina k tum .. . . . . . . BATHROOM main ho :p
Pathan ki mangni hoi
Pathan ki mangni hoi, usey pata chala k uski mangaiter ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha, us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki wo meri kia ho gi?
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