Subzi Mandi ki tarha
Lips Bhindi ki tarha, Gaal Tamatar ki tarha, Eyes Matar ki tarha, Poora Face Gobih ki tarha, Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya, Wo bhi Subzi Mandi ki tarha!!!
Yash Johar is producing a new film
Yash Johar is producing a new film, And is searching 4 new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HOâ€
Katori utha aur shuru ho ja
1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey 2.Allaha tujhy naukri de 3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe 4.Allaha tujhy barkat de Yad ho gaya? Aab chal “KATORI†utha aur shuru ho ja.
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Do u want to hear a dirty joke
Do u want to hear a dirty joke? . . . Are you sure? . . . Ok, here you go… . . . A white horse fell in the mud
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
Boy : Jan-e-man! Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi? Girl : Kameenay! Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga ya chappal tootnay tak pitega.
Life ho to aisi
Life ho to aise… Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko mangni, Thursday ko barat, Friday ko fighting, Satursday ko talaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko next.
Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles…
Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles They decided 2 use pigeons, One day pigeon reached without letter, Angry Majnu asked laila what’s this? Laila replied idiot it was a miss call.
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