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Do Not Make Noise

postman — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 03:00:12 +0000

Height 0f attitude,
A sleeping beggar puts up
a notice board in front of him:

“Please do not make noise by
dropping coins … use currency notes…”;-)

Age of Your Father

postman — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 03:00:52 +0000

Teacher: What is the age of your father?
Boy: The same age as mine,
Teacher: How?
Boy: When I was born,
same day he became father.

Salman Khan SMS Series

postman — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 07:00:21 +0000

Salman Khan SMS Series

VEER SMS: Jahan Bhi SMS karunga 5 SMS ek saath bhej dunga

WANTED SMS: Ek Baar Jo Mene SMS Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO
Uske Baad To Mai Apne BALANCE Ki Bhi Nahi Sochta.

DABANGG SMS: Hum Tumhare Mobile Me Itne SMS Karenge
K Confuse Ho Jaoge K Konsa Parhe Or Konsa Delete Kare.

READY SMS: Duniya Me Tumhe Sab Se Zayada SMS Sirf 3 Log Karenge:
I, ME and MYSELF.

BODYGUARD SMS: Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna
Mere SMS Mujhe Send Mat Karna.

King of Love Salman Khan

Two Ways To Rule A Girl

postman — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 03:00:45 +0000

There are Two Ways
To Rule A Girl or Women
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And nobody knows them.

Male In Female

postman — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 03:00:35 +0000

There is “MALE” in “FEMALE”
“HE” in “SHE”
“MEN” in “Women”

Why?..

Because,

Mardon Ki Purani Aadat Hai
Aurton Nein Ghusne Ki.

I Want To Fail

postman — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 03:00:54 +0000

Girl: I want to fail in the exams.

Friends: Why?

Girl: My daddy said;
he will bring me a Loptop if I came 1st,
If I came 2nd then new Cell Phone

and

If I fail, I got married…

Nazar Mili To Woh Akeli Thi

postman — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 23:00:57 +0000

Nazar Mili To Woh Akeli Thi,
Dosti Hui To Woh Saheli Thi,
Payer Hua To Paheli Thi,
Jab Wo Kisi Aur K Saath Bhaag Gai To Pata Chala K
Woh To Sare Area Ki Chickni Chameli Thi

Without Me Is Nothing

postman — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 03:00:41 +0000

WikiPedia: I Know all
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Google: I Have all
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Internet: Without me is nothing
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Computer: Without me u don’t function.
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WAPDA: ponki jao.

Lesser Know Facts of Taj Mahal

postman — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 23:00:56 +0000

We know TAJ MAHAL as symbol of LOVE,
But lesser known facts are.

1. Mumtaz was Shahjahan’s 4th wife out of his 7 wives (Great)
2.Shahjahan killed Mumtaz’s husband to marry her (Excellent)
3.Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery (Wow)
4.Then Shahjahan married Mumtaz’s sister (Amazing)

Where the Hell was LOVE?

Actual Funny Meanings

postman — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 03:00:16 +0000

Actual Funny Meanings:

TC Bye = Shut up and Get Lost!
Ahaan! = I’m really not interested in your stuff baby
Hmmmm = So why are you telling me all these!
Hey what’s up = I’m bored, talk to me please.
Cool = I’ve heard enough of you loser!
OK = whatever! Don’t eat my brain now
Lol = Trust me, I have absolutely nothing to say.

New Game: Try & Cry

postman — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 07:00:23 +0000

Try this its fun,

Take Ur mobile,
Select Vibrate mode & put in Water.

Now call from other cell
Ur mobile will start swiming.
It’s a new game called,
Try & Cry

Same Mistake Twice

postman — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 07:00:31 +0000

Never make the same mistake twice

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There are so many new mistakes

Try different each day…………. And Enjoy

Boys Can’t Overtake Girls

postman — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 03:00:49 +0000

No matter what boys are driving
5500cc Ferrari, 3000cc BMW,
2400cc Honda Accord or 1800cc Toyota Camry

But they are not able to overtake
a 100 cc Rickshaw full of girls:)

HEIGHT OF EDUCATION

postman — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:00:31 +0000

HEIGHT OF EDUCATION

A man saw a little boy crying
He approached him & asked: What’s the matter,boy?
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Boy:”MATTER” is anything that occupies space & has mass

“GLAD FEEL KARO”

Good Bad Luck

postman — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 03:00:29 +0000

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows
the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)

Help A Girl In Trouble

postman — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 23:00:37 +0000

Help a girl when she is in trouble,
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only when she is again in trouble..!

Freaky Facebook Friend

postman — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 07:00:48 +0000

A lady to a beggar: Hey boy!!
I have certainly seen you some where :O :/ ?
Beggar: Oh madam, you forgot me!!
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We are friends on facebook..:P

To Save Your Girlfriend

postman — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 03:00:48 +0000

Today I met Mario..
I greeted him n asked ” Do You Remember Me ?”

He said “No”

I said ” Rascal! I lost my whole childhood to save your girlfriend..!

Good And Bad News

postman — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 03:00:08 +0000

A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital

Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I’ve bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.

Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?

Doctor: I’m kidding, She is Dead……….

Google Is A Girl

postman — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 23:00:51 +0000

Teacher . Google is a girl or a boy?
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Student.. Google is a girl
because it won’t let you enter
the whole sentence and starts guessing and suggesting.
and if you asks a single question
it answers you with hundred of irrelevant answers.

Tom & Jerry Funny Facts

postman — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 23:00:49 +0000

Interesting thing about
Tom & Jerry ..???
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full day they run here & there naked…
but when going for a swim ,
they don’t forget to wear a swim suit….

Do The Impossible Things

postman — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 03:00:16 +0000

“I like to do the things which are Impossible.!
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And “Nothing” is Impossible. So, I do “Nothing”

..(‘*’)/
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._/ \_taliyaaaan

Chat Day & Night

postman — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 23:00:10 +0000

Attachment is not when two people chat Day & Night…
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Its when someone mails u and adds an image or data file with it. That File is known as attachment.

Concept of Cricketers

postman — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 03:00:31 +0000

-Concept of Cricketers -
Afridi: Do Or Die
Gayle: Do Before You Die
Gilgrist: Don’t Die Until You Do
&
Misbah ul Haq: Play Until Bowlers Die !!;-)

New Concept of Life

HEIGHT OF STUPIDITY

postman — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:00:30 +0000

HEIGHT OF STUPIDITY

Jhon: Yesterday, i received an “anonymous” letter…
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PAPPU: From whom :]

Modern Definition of Boyfriend

postman — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:00:48 +0000

Modern Definition of Boyfriend
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A person who has to like all the status

and photos of his girlfriend

no matter how bad they are..! lol……

Your Girlfriend Choice

postman — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 03:00:36 +0000

Never Laugh At Your Girlfriend’s Choices,
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Coz
You Are One of Them…

Hindi Is Much Better

postman — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 03:00:49 +0000

After Listening to Chammak Challo,
All I Can Say Is..

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That..
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AKON’s Hindi Is Much Better Than KATRINA KAIF..
LoLzziie..:D

Our Brain Memory Status

postman — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 23:00:06 +0000

Our Brain Memory Status

OUR BRAIN: 5% names

3% phone numbers

2% stuff we should know for college or school
And

90% song lyrics.

Nokia Rajnikant R Series Mobile Phone

postman — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 03:00:01 +0000

Nokia launching Rajnikant ‘R’ series in 2012.

Features: 20 SIMS, Battery standby: 1 year, 1000 GB memory,

100 megapixels camera, TV, oven,

washing machine, fridge,

AC, mini rocket launcher, mini AK-47

& the new special feature 24G

in which u can meet the person & talk directly

A Deep Love Story

postman — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 03:00:41 +0000

- A Deep Love Story -

Once Upon A Time True
Lovers Went For A Long
Walk,

Remaining Story Will Be Published
When They Return … =P =D

Atif Aslam Ki Love Story

postman — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 23:00:12 +0000

Atif Aslam Ki Love Story:

Larki: who r u?

Atif: Main 1 fard hun .

Larki: Tm mera peecha kyun krte ho?

Atif: Ba’khuda tmhi ho her jaga tmhi ho.

Larki: Tm kya chahte ho?

Atif: Kese bataen q tujh ko chahen, yara bata na paen.

Larki: tm mere liye kya ker skte ho?

Atif: tere liye, jhoomun deewana ban k tere liye.

Larki Chamat maar k chali jati hai.

Atif: ab to aadat si hai mujh ko ese jeene mein..;-)

Scope of Improvement

postman — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 03:00:59 +0000

People Say To Me

“Sudhar Jao.”..

How To Tell Them..

“There is No Scope of Improvement in Perfection…”

no chances of improvement

English Urdu Contradictions

postman — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 03:00:45 +0000

English and Urdu always contradict each other:

1-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

2-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

3-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhul..dil se ojhul

4-Fight for ur rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

5-As wise as an Owl.
Ullo ka patha!;-)

The Nickname of Heaven

postman — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 03:00:22 +0000

School, College and University

are the nickname of Heaven

or can be called Heaven on Earth.

Hmmmm…

That’s why it is said that,

“Couples are made in Heaven..!”

How Did You Know

postman — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 03:00:38 +0000

Kid: Mom,did you see me before I was born?

Mom: No, I didn’t

Kid: Then after I was born

how did you know its me?

These kind of kids become external examiner for viva:D

ABC of Next Generation

postman — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 03:00:12 +0000

ABC of Next Generation

A- Apple,
B- Bluetooth,
C- Chat,
D- Download,
E- Email,
F- Facebook,
G- Google,
H- HewlettPackard,
I- Iphone,
J- Java,
K- Kingston,
L- Laptop,
M- Messenger,
N- Nero,
O- Orkut,
P- Picasa,
Q- Quicktime,
R- RAM,
S- Server,
T- TouchScreen,
U- Usb,
V- Vista,
W- WiFi,
X- XP,
Y- YouTube,
Z- Zorpia.

PRETTY PIA AIR HOSTESS

postman — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 23:00:23 +0000

PRETTY PIA AIR HOSTESS TO PASSENGER:

WILL YOU TAKE MEAL?

PASSENGER: WHAT ARE THE CHOICES?
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AIR HOSTESS : YES OR NO…!

Height of Facebook

postman — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 23:00:40 +0000

Height of Facebook
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BOY to GIRL: what do u like?
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GIRL: I like salman khan,amir khan & 52 other pages :p

Funny Facts of Indian Movies

postman — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 23:00:24 +0000

Funny Facts of Indian Movies

1. Atleast one of the identical twins is born evil.!

2. while defusing a bomb,
dnt worry which wire to cut,
You will alwayz choose the right one!

3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up,
but will show pain wen a woman is trying to clean his wound!

4. A detective can solve a case only wen he’s suspended from duty!

5. If u decide to start dancing on the street,
everyone you meet will know the steps

Who Is A Boy?

postman — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 03:00:39 +0000

Who is a boy?
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A boy is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.
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he starts compromising at a very tender age.
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He sacrifices his chocolates & toys for his sister.
Then he sacrifices his pocket money 4 his gf.
He also sacrifices his cigarette and beer for friends.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without complaining silently.
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Boy’s life is tough and full of sacrifice.
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joke finished u can laugh now:D

Pakistani Rickshaw Statements

postman — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 23:00:49 +0000

Pakistani Rickshaw Statements
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Qismat Aazma chuka hun, Muqaddar aazma raha hun.
Kisi be-wafa ki khatir, Riksha chala raha hun
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Sawari Labbay na Labbay,
Speed Ek So Nabbay..
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Jis ne Maa ko Sataya,
Us ne Riksha chalaya..
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Lag gai te rozi,
Na Lagi tey roza..
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daikhnay main doli, Chalnay main goli..
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Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa,
Baap ki dua ja beta riksha chala..
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Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana,
Yeh rikshaw chala raha hai Pathan Deewana.. :

Cool To Be Hot

postman — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 15:08:26 +0000

Happy Longest Day of The Year.

Enjoy This Day As Much As You Can.

It’s Cool To Be Hot.

Such A Religious Person

postman — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 23:00:37 +0000

Boy to Chemist:
I need 1 condom.
Chemist:
We sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want?
Boy:
The girl is hot. We’re having Dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she has me, she’ll want me all the time. Better give 12′s pack.

At dinner table the Boy begins to pray and continues with his head down for several mins.
Girl:
U never told me, u r such a religious person.
Boy:
And u never told me, ur father is a CHEMIST!!

Fast Fast Attitude

postman — Sun, 29 May 2011 23:00:05 +0000

Fast Fast Attitude:

” I Hate People Who Drive Fast ,
That’s Why I Always Overtake Them.

What A Govt In Pakistan

postman — Fri, 13 May 2011 23:00:01 +0000

What a Govt in Pakistan:
Nobody wants to study in Govt School.
Don’t want to be treated in Govt hospital.
Don’t want to travel by Govt bus.
Don’t want to deal with any Govt Dept.
But,
Every body wants Govt JOBS.

She Asked For Lipstick

postman — Thu, 12 May 2011 23:00:28 +0000

Son To Papa: Why Mother Sitting So Silent ?

Papa: Nothing Son,

She Asked For Lipstick,

But I Gave Her, ELFI.

Wrestling With A Donkey

postman — Mon, 09 May 2011 23:00:02 +0000

Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a Donkey in the Mud.

After some time you will realize that you are getting dirty and donkey is enjoying it….!!

Love In College

postman — Wed, 04 May 2011 23:00:26 +0000

Love In College

GIRL’S WAY:

Sits on the 1st bench,

turns back, see the boy sitting on last bench and say:

“THANK GOD STUPID AYA HAI”

BOYS WAY:

Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class,

all his friends starts

saying loudly:

“OYE HOYE!
BHABI AA GAi

Height of Bad English

postman — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 23:00:30 +0000

Height of Bad English

Someone asked Meera,

when will you marry?

She replied: First I will marry my brothers,

then my father will marry me.