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Joke Of The Century

By postman on February 27, 2010

Joke Of The Century
Once Upon A Time
There Was A Country
Who Claimed To Be A Nuclear Power
But Did Not Have Electric Power.
Live Long Pakistan.

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catch a tiger

By Bravo on February 22, 2010

Three method to catch a Tiger
1.NEWTON’S METHOD:
Allow the tiger to catch you and catch the tiger
2.EINSTIEN’S METHOD:
Chase the Tiger until it becomes tired. Then catch it.
3.PAKISTAN POLICE METHOD:
Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts it’s a Tiger;-)

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ALL IS WELL

By postman on February 16, 2010

Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye
Jab Koi Mushkil Badh Jaye
To?
To?
To?
Hont Ghuma,
Seeti Baja,
Seeti Baja k Bol
Bhaiyya
ALL IS WELL..

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Saray Pagal Aggay Pichay

By Bravo on January 27, 2010

Gal sono g asi pagal twaday pichay,
tusi pagal kisay hor pichay,
agon ö pagal kisay hor pichay,
HI  ALLAH G,,,
saray pagal AGAY PICHAY.

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Watch Star Plus On Your Mobile

By Bravo on January 27, 2010

Good News!
Now You Can Watch Star Plus On Your Mobile
Free Offer For 24 Hours.
To Watch Now Scroll Down
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me uska DEVDAS tha wo thi meri PARO

By postman on January 21, 2010

jeet k bhi haar gaya me pyar ki baazi yaaro,
me uska DEVDAS tha wo thi meri PARO.
wo guzar gai paas se nazar tak na milai,
bcz i was in CHING-CHI she was in PIJAR0.

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I Can Do Anything For You

By postman on January 21, 2010

Cock To Hen
I Love You.
I Can Do Anything For You.
Hen: Really..!
Cock: Yes My Dear.
Hen: OK! Lay An Egg.

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