Do Not Make Noise
Height 0f attitude, A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him: “Please do not make noise by dropping coins … use currency notes…”;-)
Age of Your Father
Teacher: What is the age of your father? Boy: The same age as mine, Teacher: How? Boy: When I was born, same day he became father.
Salman Khan SMS Series
Salman Khan SMS Series VEER SMS: Jahan Bhi SMS karunga 5 SMS ek saath bhej dunga WANTED SMS: Ek Baar Jo Mene SMS Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO Uske Baad To Mai Apne BALANCE Ki Bhi Nahi Sochta. DABANGG SMS: Hum Tumhare Mobile Me Itne SMS Karenge K Confuse Ho Jaoge K Konsa Parhe Or [...]
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Two Ways To Rule A Girl
There are Two Ways To Rule A Girl or Women . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And nobody knows them.
Male In Female
There is “MALE” in “FEMALE” “HE” in “SHE” “MEN” in “Women” Why?.. Because, Mardon Ki Purani Aadat Hai Aurton Nein Ghusne Ki.
I Want To Fail
Girl: I want to fail in the exams. . . . . Friends: Why? Girl: My daddy said; he will bring me a Loptop if I came 1st, If I came 2nd then new Cell Phone and If I fail, I got married…
Nazar Mili To Woh Akeli Thi
Nazar Mili To Woh Akeli Thi, Dosti Hui To Woh Saheli Thi, Payer Hua To Paheli Thi, Jab Wo Kisi Aur K Saath Bhaag Gai To Pata Chala K Woh To Sare Area Ki Chickni Chameli Thi
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