Ramadan Iftar Party
You are invited from my side.
5thh-SEPTEMBER-2010
Al-Nahyan Hall
23rd Floor, Suite# 25
Burj-Ul-Arab DUBAI UAE.
Be there..And no Excuses please.
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gham-e-judaai mein
gham-e-judaai mein buhat se jaaam piye honge GHALIB
Par DEW naa piya tou phir kiya jiyaa… ;D :
sms ki dukan
jo pyaar na samjhe wo insan nahi
duniya me kon hai jo pareshan nahi
jab reply kroge tabi hum aur sms bhejeinge
warna humari bhi koi sms ki dukan nahi.
interesting facts about Windows
3 interesting facts about Windows
1. You can’t create a folder named “con”
2. Write following text into notepad:
“bush hid the facts”
save file & re-open & see magic
3. Open Microsoft Word & type:
=rand(200, 99)
& press enter & see magic
Neither I topped Nor I Study
I studied everything but never topped
and today the toppers of the best universities are my employees.
(Bill Gates)
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Neither I topped nor I study anything, but today I m the President of Pakistan.:-)
(Asif Ali Zardari.)
school test or DNA test
Dad: Whats your result?
Son: I’ve failed in 5 Subjects.
Dad: From now onwards don’t call me Dad.
Son: COME ON Dad, its my school test n0t a DNA test.
confused about accounts
A Banker, confused about accounts,
asks his lady secretary:
If I give you $3million deducting 17%,
how much would you take off?
Secretary: Everything sir even my socks.