two kind of people
Here are two kind of people in this world. 1. Beautiful: whose sms you are reading right now. and 2. Intelligent: who send this sms to you.
Smart Answers
Smart Answers Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Student: No, I’m John Smith… Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight. Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks? Son: No, only when I take exams… Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor? [...]
cut with cutter
A sweet poem for you. Eat with butter, Cut with cutter, When you forget me, You will definitely, Fall in gutter. ,,,, /(‘,’)/ Dharaaaam…
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What do you think, why I sms you? Is it because I care you OR I miss you? OR I like you? OR I need you? Na…KAKa…Na I’ve to utilize free sms package.
saying behind your back
I think; I should tell you what people are saying behind your back . . . Nice Ass!!!!!!!
pepsi pizza and you
I LOV THREE THINGS 1….PIZZA 2……PEPSI 3……….U . PIZZA TO EAT . PEPSI TO DRINK . AND U . OOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO HELLLLOOOOOOOO TO CLEAN THE TABLE
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