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Go Live Your Life

postman — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 03:00:16 +0000

Boy: I LOVE YOU

Girl: What will you do,
if I said “I Love You Too”?

Boy: I’ll die with happiness.
Girl: Well I am not saying it.
Go live your life.

Girl On Facebook

postman — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 03:00:01 +0000

When a Girl on Facebook :-

When A Girl
Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She
Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”.

When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It
Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your “Girlfriend”.

When She Tag You It Means She Wants To
Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That
She’s Lost In Your Thoughts.

When She Comments On Your Status It Means
She’s Just Being Social And Not Flirting.

When She Like Your Comment It Means She
Like Your Comment Not You.

Smart Boy In A Party

postman — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 23:00:40 +0000

In a party a handsome guy asked a girl

“are you going to dance?”

She felt so happy & said-”yes”

& the guy said-”that’s good,

so can i have your chair?:-D;-)

I Am Not Well

postman — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 23:00:57 +0000

Hey i’m not well. .

I m not a river either…:-D

The Pen of A Girl

postman — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 23:00:59 +0000

Boy: Do u have a pen?

Girl: Yeah

Boy: oh..its out of ink!

Girl: What? you’re
kidding.it works!

Boy: It doesn’t work!
well,u try…go write
your cell phone number here.

Economic Theory of Love

postman — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 07:00:56 +0000

Many crushes and flirts are

better than one true love

bcoz

monopoly is always damaging,

and

competition improves efficiency!

Pure economic theory of Love

PATHAN’S THEORY about sun and moon

Usne Kaha, Maine Kaha

postman — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 10:51:22 +0000

Usne Kaha Tum Mein Pehli Si Baat Nahi,

Maine Kaha Insan Hun Koi Science Ki Ejad Nahi,

Usne Kaha Ab Bhi Kisi Ki Ankhon Mein Doob Jate Ho?

Maine Kaha Ankhen Hein Koi Talaab Nahi,

Usne Kaha Q Itna Toot K Chaha Mujhe,

Maine Kaha Dimagh Se Paidal Tha or Koi Asbab Nahi,

Usne Kaha Kya Mein Bewafa Hun?

Maine Kaha Tu Itna Dhokay Baaz Hai Jiska Koi Hisab Nahi,

Usne Kaha Bhool Ja Mujh Ko,

Maine Kaha Array Tu Hai Kon Mujhe To Ye B Yaad Nahi;-)..!!

style of break up

postman — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 07:00:42 +0000

Style of break up:

Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.

Girlfriend: What the hell would I do with this rocket?

Boy: You wanted stars na?

Now sit on it and get lost

tum kitni haseen ho

Bravo — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 18:55:25 +0000

Larka : Tum kitni haseen ho,

Larki: choro na.

Larka: tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain,

Larki :choro na tum bhi.

Larka: itni dair se chorr hi to raha hoon.

words are not enough

postman — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 18:55:20 +0000

When words are not enough

to express your feelings,

don’t think that you are in Love.

It’s just that…

you need to improve your vocabulary

Modern Attitude of Life

Bravo — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 03:00:27 +0000

Modern Attitude of Life:

“No Me No Life”

“Know Me Know Life” : )

Punishment For The Girls

Bravo — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 03:00:11 +0000

Punishment For The Girls

What is the best punishment for a girl?

Give her new dress,
matching jewelry
& nice cosmetics.

And then lock her
in a room Without a
MIRROR.

Socha Ab TumKo SMS Na Karun

postman — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 11:00:25 +0000

Tümhari Kanjosi Dil Ko Bha Gai,

Mujhy Bi Apne Balance Ki Qader Aa Gai,

Socha Ab TümKo Message Na Karun,

Mager! Ye Kambakht tmhari masoom boothi Yaad a gai (‘,’)

wanted to show my children

postman — Mon, 31 May 2010 18:55:32 +0000

New style of proposing

Boy: can I take a photo.

Girl: why?

Boy: Just wanted to show my children

how their mom looked in her younger age

two kind of people

postman — Wed, 12 May 2010 03:00:57 +0000

Here are two kind of people in this world.

1. Beautiful: whose sms you are reading right now.

and

2. Intelligent: who send this sms to you.

Smart Answers

Bravo — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:00:10 +0000

Smart Answers

Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Student: No, I’m John Smith…

Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p

Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I take exams…

Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you’ll have to walk as well…

Girl: I have changed my mind.
Boy: Thank God! Does new one works better?

cut with cutter

postman — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:00:04 +0000

A sweet poem for you.

Eat with butter,

Cut with cutter,

When you forget me,

You will definitely,

Fall in gutter.

,,,,
/(‘,’)/
Dharaaaam…

utilize free sms package

postman — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:00:06 +0000

What do you think,

why I sms you?

Is it because I care you

I miss you?

I like you?

I need you?

Na…KAKa…Na

I’ve to utilize free sms package.

saying behind your back

postman — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:59:00 +0000

I think;

I should tell you

what people are saying behind your back

Nice Ass!!!!!!!

pepsi pizza and you

postman — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:00:27 +0000

I LOV THREE THINGS

1….PIZZA

2……PEPSI

3……….U

PIZZA TO EAT

PEPSI TO DRINK

AND U

OOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO HELLLLOOOOOOOO

TO CLEAN THE TABLE

protect your face from dust

postman — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:00:24 +0000

BEAUTY TIP:

If you want to protect your face

from dust, sunrise and other such things,

then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion

with 7 years guarantee!

Just Think About Me

postman — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:00:07 +0000

Think Big,

Think Smart,

Think Positive,

Think Beautiful,

just Stop?

It’s too long for you.

So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.

wishing well works

postman — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:00:32 +0000

You & me went to a wishing well.

I bent down threw a coin & made a wish.

You bent down a little more n fell into well.

I shouted Aaila.. IT WORKS

whole the day I think of you

postman — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:00:06 +0000

In the morning I do not eat

because I think of you,

at noon I do not eat

because I think of you,

in the evening I do not eat

because I think of you,

at night I do not sleep

because I am hungry

one heart always beat for you

Bravo — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:00:15 +0000

Today, tomorrow and forever

there will be one heart

that would always beat for you.

You know whose?

Hey, your own stupid.

touch you again and again

postman — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:00:03 +0000

I want to touch you all over again n again.

through my heart and feeling

none of your business

postman — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:00:08 +0000

Whatever high the sky may be…..

Whatever wide the River may be….

Whatever green a tree may be…..

just Remember….

IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!

my condition is very serious

Bravo — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 09:00:58 +0000

Please pray for me,

my condition is very serious.

I am getting day by day

M0re Cute

M0re good l0oking

L0vely and smart

and there is no cure of it

kesy kahon mujhy aap say

postman — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:00:07 +0000

Kesy kahon?
Kesy Bolon?
Kesy Bataon?
k
Mujhy
Apsy

Pya

Pyaa

?
Pyaa

Pyaa

Pyaaz
or
Aaloo
Mangwany hen”;-))

my feelings for you have never changed

postman — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:00:46 +0000

From Monday to Sunday,

From January To December,

From birth till my death,

my feelings for you have never changed.

For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !

deepest secrets of our souls

postman — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 23:00:59 +0000

Let us live!!!

Let us love!!!

Let us share

the deepest secrets of our souls!!!

You first.

true lover to his love while break-up

postman — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:00:09 +0000

Most touching lines said by a true lover to his love while break-up…!

chal chal meray gift wapas kar..!”:-D:-D

If you read you owe me a HUG

Bravo — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 03:00:56 +0000

This my most beautiful SMS for you

If you read you owe me a HUG,

If you delete you Owe me a kiss,

If you save you owe me a DATE,

If you return text message to me,

You OWE me All,

But if you ignore,

You are MINe!

So wat will You do?

kiss you and bite you strongly

postman — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 11:00:02 +0000

Today night I would like to

kiss you and bite you strongly.

Do you accept this waiting for your permission

yours lovingly Mosquito

take a number and wait in line

postman — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:00:09 +0000

I know you think I’m cute,

I know you think I’m gorgeous,

but like the other guys

take a number and wait in line!!

people with strong hearts

postman — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:00:56 +0000

Love is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted people.

People with strong hearts

believe in FLIRTING :p

I believe that God above created you

Laiq — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:00:55 +0000

I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked me

out from all the rest because he knew I”d love you the best!

I think you are very careless

Laiq — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:00:42 +0000

I think you are very careless!

Yo come & leave things behind!

See now what u have left?

You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

I think U r very careless!!!

The length & breadth & height of you

Laiq — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:00:39 +0000

The length & breadth & height of you,

total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you,

I”ll have to take a bite of you.

Government imposing new taxes

Laiq — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:00:43 +0000

Government imposing new taxes.

Dating Rs.10,

Hug Rs.20,

Kiss Rs.30,

Love Rs.50.

But you don”t worry,

flirting is still free

Loading the Babe meter

Laiq — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:00:41 +0000

Loading the Babe meter…..

17%

26%

57%

78%

99%

100% COMPLETE

Processing data..

ANALYSIS COMPLETE

You are a 100%

Gorgeous Babe XXX!

Having a good laugh with a friend

Laiq — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:00:30 +0000

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,the brain’s natural painkillers.

So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

Life is pretty much unpredictable

Laiq — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:00:28 +0000

Life is pretty much unpredictable.

I may not live long enough but

I won’t miss out letting you know

That life is worth living with someone like you around.

whispered 3 words

postman — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:00:31 +0000

Night was dark,

Moon was high

Boy stopped his car

girl asked him, why?

He came close, she felt shy

He went near

whispered 3 words

CNG MUKK GAI.

pass your time

Bravo — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:35:43 +0000

L ======
O ======
V ======
E ======

L= loss of money.
o= out of mind.
v= vaste of time.
e= end of life.
So don’t LOVE.
Only pass your time.

men who sacrificed

Bravo — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:45:55 +0000

Long ago, Men who sacrificed their

love, youth, parents, identity,

laughter and their happines

were called SAINTS!

Now they are called HUSBANDS!

nothign can replace you

postman — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 05:02:18 +0000

A light can replace dark.

A success can replace failure.

A smile can replace pain.

But

Nothing can replace you

Because

“China de maal di koi garuntee nahi”

for more jokes and funny sms

postman — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 05:43:05 +0000

You are Sweet, Cute

and an Ultra Dynamic Personality..!!

You are one in a million with golden heart.

For more jokes and funny sms

visit WWW.SMSGLITZ.COM

woman make you a millionaire

postman — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 23:42:59 +0000

Can a woman make you a millionaire?

Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!

looking for a valentine

postman — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 05:22:15 +0000

So what you doin right now, my P.B Shelly?

Hmm…was jus bored…was watching the telly

haha chek this bravo guy out

looking for a valentine hes searching all about..