A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,

thinking of u father brings memories to mind,

wonderful moments i ll treasure,

these you give me sincerely that’s why my dad ,

I love you so dearly.

Happy Father’s Day My dear dad

laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father’s Day!

Remembering good times are our gold.

Value earned through guidance given

Helping us go forth in living’.

Each father adding to our trove

A treasure chest of love untold.

Remembering father in our lives

Taking time to realize.

Fatherly love brings wealth to living

Remembering this we go forth in giving.

Fathers young, fathers old

We remember you all

As life unfolds.

as sweet as a nectar,

as brave as a lion,

as cheerful as a bear,

and he gave such dear father to me.

although you live in the west.

stay the way you are,

while your driving your sports car.

You couldn’t be a better dad

oh yeah, don’t go driving around mad

I love you for ever

’cause you’r really clever

Even though i puss and shove

I will still show all my love

Happy Fathers day means more

than have a happy day

It means i love you first of all

Then thanks for all you do

It means you mean a lot to me

and that I honor you.

See his love and care

Strength and hands to count on

Freely he does share

Provider, toil so faithfully

To make our dreams come true

Give strong and tender discipline

Though it is hard to do

A Father is God’s chosen one

To lead the family

And point it to His will for life

Of love and harmony…

2. Parents are responsible for everything that happens to their children.

3. Guilt and self-blame are occupational hazards.

4. Parents don’t get worker’s compensation or any other fringe benefits.

5. Parents can never retire — even when their kids ask them to.

6. Parents “don’t get no respect” –until they die–and then it’s too late.

for when they were young,

Who loved these so fondly as he?

He caught the first accents that

fell from the tongue,

And joined in the innocent glee.

Of whom I am a living will:

May your happiness fulfill

Your goodness, as is just and right.

Deeds are seeds upon the night

As wind and wonder have their way,

Delivering the destined light.

All one needs to do is choose

To love for life, and that embrace,

Held long and hard, bestows the grace

Each craves. For all in time must lose,

Restored alone by memory.

So now it is with you and me.

All their love rock-like, steep, and strong.

Though warm and caring, somehow they belong

Halfway home to mothers’ bubbling fountains.

Each of us needs love that knows no quarter,

Reminding us of bonds that cross a border,

Strengthening our sense of right and wrong.

For all that you do.

I’ll kiss you and hug you

‘Cause you love me, too.

You feed me and need me

To teach you to play,

So smile ’cause I love you

On this Father’s Day.

For many, many things:

Like holding her high off the ground

Where the sunlight sings!

Like being the deep music

That tells her all is right

When she awakens frantic with

The terrors of the night.

Like being the great mountain

That rises in her heart

And shows her how she might get home

When all else falls apart.

Like giving her the love

That is her sea and air,

So diving deep or soaring high

She’ll always find him there.

He knows just what I mean

Before I even say a word

He reads, well, in between.

My dad and I-we like to fish

Or build a model plane,

Or fix a broken chair or two

Or just a windowpane.

My dad and I-we know the score

Of every single game;

Sometimes he’s really busy, too

But he takes me just the same.

My dad and I-we go swimming too,

Each year and sometimes twice.

My dad and I-we do everything;

My dad-he’s really nice.

The majesty of a tree,

The warmth of a summer sun,

The calm of a quiet sea,

The generous soul of nature,

The comforting arm of night,

The wisdom of the ages,

The power of the eagle’s flight,

The joy of a morning in spring,

The faith of a mustard seed,

The patience of eternity,

The depth of a family need,

Then God combined these qualities,

When there was nothing more to add,

He knew His masterpiece was complete,

And so, He called it … Dad

You never said goodbye

You were gone before I knew it,

And only God knew why

A million times I needed you,

A million times I cried

If Love alone could have saved you,

You never would have died

In Life I loved you dearly

In death I love you still

In my heart you hold a place,

That no one could ever fill

It broke my heart to lose you,

But you didn’t go alone

For part of me went with you,

The day God took you home.

“F” aithful.

“A” lways there.

“T” rustworthy.

“H” onoring.

“E” ver-loving.

“R” ighteous.

“S” upportive.

Father Said: Please hold my hand

Girl: No dad.. You hold my hand.

Father: Whats the difference?

Girl: If I hold your hand & something happens to me.

Chances are that I may let your hand go,

but if you hold my hand,

I know for sure,

you will never let my hand go..!

Truth covers the lies.

Angels cover the evil.

Flowers cover the garden.

I wish and pray

that happiness covers all the

worries of your life.

Kind star is MOTHER.

Action star is FATHER.

Ultimate star is TEACHER.

Top star is LOVER.

The super star is FRIEND.

That how much one feels

happy with someone.

But it is the lonliness,

That one feels without someone.

By the time you realise,

what your parents said was right.

You will have a kid,

who begins to think,

you are wrong.

When getting high meant on a swing.

When drinking meant applie juice.

When Mom was the only Hero.

When Dad shoulders were the highest place on earth.

When the only thing that could hurt,

were skinned knees.

When the only things broken were toys.

and

When good bye meant Tommorrow.